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Beard-Mask

Grown facial hair that is attached to the face through follicles in the skin found mostly in most male homo sapiens. Not much different than a Beard, the Beard-Mask is instead used for reasons classically inconsistent with historical practices such as; protecting the face from harsh elements, religious practices, being unable to shave from lack of resources, and mere preference. Instead, a Beard-Mask is grown to cover any number of jarring inconsistencies to the face or emotional well-being of its wearer. These reasons include: Covering the ravages of pubescent acne scars. Physical deformation of the face or neck. Having a baby-face, or youthfully juvenile appearance. Double Chin. Perceived Unattractiveness. Overall Unattractiveness. Low/ Non-Existent self-esteem.
Matt definitely wears that creepy beard-mask to cover his toxic self-esteem, not to mention, those giant welts from acne and poor hygiene.
by bentslightly August 2, 2022
mugGet the Beard-Maskmug.

mask strutter

A person proudly wearing a face covering, who thinks he/she is saving him/herself and others from the COVID-19 virus.
Mistakenly believing that he is saving himself and others from COVID-19 virus infection, the mask strutter is obeying orders while wearing a face covering.
by Free the mind August 14, 2020
mugGet the mask struttermug.

Masked Advertising

Advertising a Product or fandom Through masking it under a Layer of Hate.
r/Cringe Is just "Masked Advertising" For their fetishes pretending to hate them when they get off to them .
by Outrageous-31 April 5, 2022
mugGet the Masked Advertisingmug.

Mask eater

Person that eats their mask (Figuratively). Or another way to call someone that wears their mask so badly, they look like theyre eating it.
Person: *Wears mask terribly*
Me:" Stop being a mask eater"
by the_jobless_mallu May 29, 2021
mugGet the Mask eatermug.

MASK BALLS

A person who acts aggressively towards others, in stark contrast to how they would normally act, solely due to the fact that their face is covered with a mask.
I can't belive the MASK BALLS on that old lady in Wal-Mart. She said, "Out of my way you ignorant non mask wearer! You are going down the isle the wrong way and I need to stock up on toilet paper and cat food post haste!" before she ran me over with her cart.
by Beerlord69 June 7, 2020
mugGet the MASK BALLSmug.

Mask-a-raider

Protesters committing criminal acts while wearing a surgical mask, claiming it was for health reasons, when it was actually to conceal their faces so they could not be identified.
As the mask-a-raiders were looting the store and starting fires, they claimed their masks were to prevent the spread of COVID-19, when the truth was that they were actually worn to conceal their identity from the security cameras.
by Crackerguy June 17, 2020
mugGet the Mask-a-raidermug.

Mask Nut

Note: I am not against Face Masks but tbh, there are some people who mask-wearing to an extreme level.
A mask nut is someone who believes everyone should wear a mask at all times. Even while eating, drinking, driving or in your own home. They're also the ones who throw a temper tantrum when they don't see social distancing.
"A random Karen was screaming a 10 year old in the candy shop because he wasn't wearing a mask even though he said that he had asthma. She's such a mask nut."
by A4775 January 12, 2021
mugGet the Mask Nutmug.

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