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mansizzle

Totally hot, firey, hellish, a living inferno of spice, some times used by men to describe a way hot girl or a bitch... if her name was mandi of course.
Damn guys that lady is mansizzle fo shizzle!
by Tracy Figginus November 12, 2007
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Mansitizer

Hand Sanitizer for men.Not found in the kitchen. A hand sanitizer becomes a Mansitizer the moment 4 bros come together, take a small portion of the bottle in their hands, and smell the aroma together. Once the Hand Sanitizer becomes a Mansitizer, it must remain in the room it concieved this epic title. No other hand sanitizer shall be brought into the room until the mansitizer has been finished. When admitting a bro to a clique of bros, the initiation normally includes the inductuee taking some of the mansitizer and smelling it while shouting to his maximum potential.
Dude, don't over use the Mansitizer, for the sanitizing gods will smite thee!

The Mansitizer shall remain in the room, and shall never leave...especially to the kitchen.
by LaxMasterChad October 18, 2010
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MacSkillage

The one with ultimate skills, the super skilled one
John has sick skills, he is the MacSkillage.
John was beaten by some sick skills, he was done in by Damian, the MacSkillage
by Skillage09 May 11, 2011
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mansipad

A maxipad for men. Similar in shape to a maxipad but with mud flaps instead of wings. Similar function to a manpon but intended for those heavy flow days.
My manpon failed me this morning. I woke up in a puddle of my own anal seepage. It was like trying to plug a hole in the Hoover Dam with your finger. Had to switch the manpon out for a mansipad.
by dchappelle August 1, 2012
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MANSIPAD

A LARGE WAD OF TOILET PAPER USED TO LINE ONES UNDERWEAR AFTER A TRULY HORRENDOUS SHIT, AND THE CLEANLINESS OF ONES INTITIAL ATTEMPTS TO WIPE CANNOT BE CERTAIN.
I ATE TACOBELL FOR LUNCH AND TOOK A SERIOUS DUMP, BUT HAD TO HURRY TO A MEETING. ITS A GOOD THING I AM WEARING MY MANSIPAD OTHERWISE I'D HAVE TO BY SOME NEW UNDERWEAR.
by PHANTOMSHITTER April 16, 2013
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Mansbian

A male that is heterosexual but has all the emotions and mental capacity of a woman. In extreme cases, over complicating the most simple situations. Lacking in masculine social skills, confused on why women don't get them, and % 100 guaranteed to fail in any dating environment.
"Did you hear that guy rambling about how women don't get him and he cant find a date on Tinder?What fucking mansbian!"
by Dr.Mansbian October 8, 2014
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mankirn

A great person with a great personality. Usually a person who is funny, loveable and always ready for fun. Usually hang in squads consisting of 2 girl to 1 boy ratio. Loves Netflix and romantic walks through the McDonalds drive-thru.
" Who's that girl walking through McDonalds?"
" Probably a Mankirn"
by Maccaracca June 23, 2016
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