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Mystery meat

When you aren't sure how big/small a guy's dick is
My new boyfriend really has a mystery meat.
by Samiejo816 November 17, 2016
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Mystery Assignment

When your teacher assigns an assignment on google classroom without a due date, so it doesn't appear on the homepage
Teacher: Did everyone do the assignment I posted yesterday?
Kid: What assignment?
Teacher: Click on our google classroom page
Kid: Oh, you assigned a Mystery Assignment!
by hi1923 October 17, 2022
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Mystery Babylon

Full name: “Mystery, Babylon the Great, the Mother of Harlots and Abominations of the Earth”. To refer to whores who have no self respect, absolute hatred towards righteousness, willfully accept and participate in worldly demonic activities among anything else that displays hatred to the Lord our God and his created image.
Silence, Mystery Babylon! Repent and believe the gospel or receive the mark of the beast and be damned to the lake of fire.
by ConFet (Prophet) February 29, 2024
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Mystery Taco

Mystery Taco: When a woman secretly inserts taco meat into her own vagina prior to sex, creating a delicious surprise for her partner, hopefully to be discovered during cunnilingus.
Mystery Taco: It's what's for dinner!
by Bob the Mighty August 2, 2011
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mysterious male

Reuben, a very interesting crooner more commonly described as a 'mysterious male'
by hellogreenbanana December 23, 2015
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Mysterious dragon

When you catch an STD without having engaged in any sexual activity.
Incel: How did I get this rash? This is f**ked.
Dude: Beware the mysterious dragon.
by CocoPapa November 11, 2025
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gravponics mystery

When the specific definitions of gravponics gets denied on urban dictionary is a gravponics mystery.
There are a lot of definitions for words on urban dictionary that are jokes, odd terms or whatever we want to add. But when something that has actual value and meaning gets denied its a gravponics mystery. In any attempt to describe the gravponics detailed workings and functions it wont get published.
by doublestandarddems April 28, 2013
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