Muppet

Someone of inferior intellect to yourself, and who unwittingly does something incredably stupid. Relating to hand/string puppets used in the muppets etc. whom are, contrary to public belief, stuffed lifeless creatures. One who has a hand stuck up itself to help it function. A muppet.

/Person X runs into a lampost
Person Y - "You fucking muppet, hahahaah"

by jerk0ff September 29, 2003

Wet Muppet

Originally a prank on the lot of Muppet Movies, this involves comically whacking someone with a soaking wet Muppet. Hurts like hell. Usually accompanied by a scream of "Wet Muppet!"

That girl was talking on the phone during the movie...I wish someone would have given her a wet muppet.

by Arlie's Changel May 20, 2003

muppet shredder

A half-tard who wears belly shirts. Also known as a shredder

Hey Kombat look at that muppet shredder doesnt he look goofy!

by Lt dan July 4, 2005

muppet syndrome

The effect experienced by any man when confronted by a naked chick whilst holding a video camera.

Symptoms include heavy breathing, excessive talking, telling blatantly unfunny jokes, and generally acting like a complete muppet.

I found some really good home-made porn a while back but the guy had terrible muppet syndrome. I wish that guy would just shut the fuck up.

by The Other Greg June 15, 2006

Mupping

The act of "muploading" (mobile uploading)-usually used on facebook

person1: that's such a funny picture from last night!
person2: yeah i know i'm mupping it right now!

by anonymous961109345667892113 January 18, 2011

Muppet

A muppet is someone who’s name starts with an A and ends with an S and is always on top of your head being annoying and doesn’t leave you alone. They are very very very annoying and lie all the time.

You MUPPET

by Cooooooel Dood June 8, 2020

big orange muppet with little grabby hands

Nickname for President Donald Trump

POTUS is a damn joke. He's nothing more than a big orange muppet with little grabby hands

by cranioDan11 January 30, 2017