mountain goller 

A person who licks cows assholes an likes swamp turkeys

You mountain goller

mountain goller by Hbvhhh November 15, 2020

Mountain Dew 

Not only is this the greatest beverage of all time.

It also is a type of okie doke where someone gets out of the car to go inside somewhere for something and the person who stays behind in the vehicle burns out of there before the person who exited the vehicle knows what is happening.

I went to the gas station, and when I went inside to piss, that stupid hooker mountain dew’d me. Now I’ll have to report the bitch stolen. Shit.

Mountain Dew by NigganameMoe January 12, 2021

Mountain Top 

When a girl is giving you Top and she has her hair in a bun and you cum on top of her bun.

Yo how was Jessica?

She was great man. She let me give her a Mountain Top

Mountain Top by Mr.Hopps Worthington January 26, 2021

mountain range 

Mountain range is an insult you can use against people who have a lot of acne on their forehead

Person one: You are so ugly!
Person 2: At least I don’t have a mountain range!

mountain range by Pornhub-Wormhole March 18, 2021

Mountain Cow 

A type of cow found along the "huge" mountain regions in Iowa.

"Hey Dad, look at all those mountain cows,"

Mountain Cow by swimmydino34 July 2, 2021

mountain grove salad 

Taking your partner/ lover into the bedroom or jeep or destination of choice, making a quick or long romp session, finishing without much clean up that is quickly followed up with a trip to China grove for cashew chicken.

“Hey Carol, you see those two over there sitting by the windah?”
“Sure do Ken”
“They look tore up! Why their hair all messy and they look a bit sweaty and have a smell of something I ain’t bout to say”

“Welp Ken… looks like a typical Mountain Grove salad”

“All be, glad to see these youngins keeping it alive. Go panthers”

mountain grove salad by Dianne Keading 1969 November 30, 2021

Mountain Ridge 

The place I slept in my car for the month of November 2021

I slept in my car in Mountain Ridge

Mountain Ridge by Sable Rabbit December 5, 2021