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The Missile

The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was.
The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
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Arming the missile

1. Foreplay
2. Priming the peen
3. Hardening the hammerhead
1. My wife is always arming the missile without trying
2. First we work on arming the missile, then we are “disarming the missile
by JarRodTophIley April 30, 2024
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MAson the missile

Worse than a skunk spraying on a garbage can. He is a terrible youtuber. dont sub. if you are, unsub.
The name of a human who is a dooshbag is Mason the Missile. He's ugly and ha -2000000 rizz.
by Noahdictionaryguy November 30, 2023
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Goon-Missile

A depraved projectile formed when a degenerate expels their unholy essence into a condom, secures it with a knot, and proceeds to hurl it like a cursed grenade. Often deployed in moments of pure chaos, unhinged humor, or absolute depravity. Handle with extreme caution both physically and morally.
I will throw a Goon-Missile at you.
by LqdAim February 16, 2025
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Hypersonic Missiles

Yeah, I saw those. Those were fuckin sick! I like the sound they make when the zip off like that. Sounds super futuristic. Pretty cool. Make sure you click that Dead Hand on or... I assume that's something you'd leave on but still...
Hym "Yeah those Hypersonic missiles were dope."
by Hym Iam October 15, 2025
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Mammary Missile Crisis

When a man fails to ejaculate or starts to lose his erection during a tit wank
My girlfriend was giving me a tit wank and I had a mammary missile crisis
by Dr Jewskin83 December 3, 2016
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Heat Seeking Tuna Missile

See above for the example for: Heat Seeking Tuna Missile.
by newby0713 December 9, 2009
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