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Piss Missile

When someone throwing a football, usually those in high school, forget any sort of form when throwing and just muscle it as hard as they possibly can. This leads to usually 40-60 yard fucking bombs that go anywhere but the recievers hands.
*John runs forward and throws a WILDLY overthrown 55 yard DIME*
Tyler: Holy fuckin' piss missile!
by vennyweenny October 24, 2025
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Missile Chew

the act of giving sloppy dome. Essentially chew nuts bro
Yo shawty better be throwing that missile chew at the 302 shaky butt party tonight
by on foenams grave October 30, 2025
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Shit missile

A turd, most often, launched by hand. Most often, the object will belong to/from the thrower.
Bro! Did you see the roof in the men's bathroom? There's something brown stuck right up in there!

It was probably Henry. He's been been launching shit missiles again. What a dickhole! Just don't stay in one place too long and you'll be fine.
by Sharts At Will November 15, 2025
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Jewcular Missile

Aka being called an antisemite. This is the Hail Mary when a Jewish person is losing an argument.
Americans are catching onto us my fellow ShekelBergs. It’s time to bring out the Jewcular Missile and call them Antisemites.
by LA Walk January 24, 2025
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Goon-Missile

A depraved projectile formed when a degenerate expels their unholy essence into a condom, secures it with a knot, and proceeds to hurl it like a cursed grenade. Often deployed in moments of pure chaos, unhinged humor, or absolute depravity. Handle with extreme caution both physically and morally.
I will throw a Goon-Missile at you.
by LqdAim February 16, 2025
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Brazilian missile crisis

When getting head from a female and proceeding to defecate on her breasts
Lou: how was your trip to florida
Richie: it was good until we got home I must’ve got the stomach bug and my girl was going down on my and we had a Brazilian missile crisis
by PapiRoberto February 27, 2025
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Oil Missile

Feeding a girl an assload of beans then arming her with a buttplug. Wait for the pressure to build, aim, then fire Macsquisie!
Ok, now point that oil missile and let er’ rip.
by Beandolf March 20, 2025
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