death missile

Wawa hotdog

I was in the restroom for 2 hours last night because of the death missile I consumed.

by CharminAbuser October 25, 2018

taint missile

When u accidentally pull your Weiner out too far when you're plowing a chick and you ram it into her taint.

I was cock blasting a chick really hard and I accidentally pulled a thrust out too far and gave her a taint missile that hurt so bad that it made the cold war look like a trip to Disney Land.

by Inspector Taint July 5, 2014

Fish missile

Launching a fish out the car window at a high speed to hit another vehicle

I just fish missiled that Chevy over there

I’m going to throw a fish missile

by Mindyourshit October 24, 2022

milking the missile

Jacking off

My wife divorced me after realising I’ve been milking the missile to Uncle Grandpa hentai for the past five years.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

Dick Missile

America's latest, greatest, and most effective sucka-seeking explosive projectile since Nagasaki. (Funded willingly by you, the taxpayer.)

Chill bro. If North Korea wants to pick a fight, our dick missiles will send them back to the stone age.

by JohnnyApocalypse October 1, 2015

oh no, i am a missile!

GPS shutdown technology when 60,000 feet or 1200mph

Tom Scott: "Oh no, I am a missile!"

by Muwqasdictionary January 28, 2023

siberian missile

When a person shoots a hard poop that gets pushed out releasing diarrhea that it was blocking.

“Hey man I just did a Siberian missile”

by SilentTeller July 17, 2022