Busty Milf

A Busty milf is one that is in her mid 30s, isnt a skinny milf, or fat. but one that has nice curves.

Damn, the palce where I work has this Busty Milf. Im asking for extra hours.

by OL1V3R.sco October 7, 2008

G-MILF

an acroym for 'Grand Mother I'd Like to Fuck'

used superbly by skwisgaar skwigelf in
the first episode of metalocalypse.

stemming from the term MILF.

"guess what you are a G-MILF. that is a grand mother i would like to......"
-Skwisgaar Skwigelf

by Eszt0r_bot January 28, 2008

milf day

This special day happens on the 2nd Sunday in May. It usually coincides with Mother's Day. It is mostly celebrated by male teens and old, balding men.

Hey dude, it's milf day today! What did you get for Patrick's mom?

by Jay-Zed May 9, 2008

MILF Alert

When there is at least one MILF within a 50 foot radius.

Two man-friends at a bar:

Guy 1: Dude me and Jane totally boned for like 3 hours last night! It was so amaz-

Guy 2: OMG! MILF Alert!

(Both men stare at a classic MILF sitting at a nearby table)

by raytk12 July 11, 2010

Chocolate Milf

Used as a noun. Also considered vulgar. In black history terms, a black mother I'd love to fuck.

"Damn, look at that chocolate milf!"

by FUQ!!! September 24, 2009

Pro-Milf

Exceeding the level of milf, it is far beyond your expectations. Its someone with ginormous tits and ass and who loves dick whenever its offered. She tends to be a science teacher who flashes her boobs whenever she can at anyone. She wears HUGE fake finger nails and scratches her huge ass cleavage. She puts her nudes on a projector so the class can see.

Student 1: Look at that PRO-MILF!!!!
Student 2: Who the teacher?!?
Student 3: Yeah!!! Look at those HUGE TITS AND ASS!!!
Student 1: Is she flashing her tits this way.
PRO-MILF: Hey boys... You want me to show you biology?
Student 2: HELL YEAH!!!

by Horny kid November 14, 2016

milf wagon

A class of vehicles driven by milfs to navigate between home, school, the mall, wal-mart, and soccer practice. Most milf wagons will bear one or more window stickers advertising a child's status in a soccer club, pom squad, gymnastics, or other organization.

Popular milf wagons include the Chevy Suburban, Chevy Tahoe, Range Rover, GMC Yukon, Toyota Land Cruiser, Toyota Seqouia, and the Lincoln Navigator.

"My favorite milf wagon is the OnStar-equipped Chevy Tahoe with side window weather deflectors. This vehicle is equipped with stain-resistant fabric, so stains left by drinks, muddy shoes, and wet milf snatch wipe right off!"

by David the Pimp January 10, 2008