MILF

Mom I'd Like to Fuck

"Dude, what's a MILF?"
"M-I-L-F, Mom I'd like to fuck!"
or
"Woah, Johnny, your mom's a MILF!"

by D. Edge March 17, 2003

milfet

the daughter of a milf

sally is a milfet, her mom is so totally bangin'.

by cpt roller May 23, 2004

John Milestone

A man from county Durham. He is famous for playing cornet and trumpet as well as singing and dancing as well as performing artistically. Friend of Cotgrave's fiance's brother.

"So that John Milestone, is he avalable?"

by Doodles March 22, 2005

MILF

STIFLERS MUM !!!!

dudeeee, that chicks a Milf

by Eliasss October 1, 2008

MILF

Accroynm for Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck.

How to spot a MILF:

Woman mid-to late 20s to late 30s.
Blonde hair that's obviously out of a bottle.
Wears sunglasses or glasses in her hair.
Exposed mid-riff.
Exposed thong/g-string.
Pierced belly-button and possibly nipple(s).
Tattoo - either around belly-button or design on lower back.
Short skirt or jeans.
Tight t-shirt with no bra on underneath.

When out shopping you can easily spot lots of hot MILFs

by <insert> January 25, 2005

MILF

(Mother I'd Like To Fuck)
wheather it is your mother or your mates mother.

YOU :Hey Anthony Your Mum is a milf
THEM:I know

by PSYCHO MUTHER FUCKER December 22, 2004

Miles

Miles is a masculine man who cherishes his girlfriend. He’s really good at eating pussy and has a massive cock. Needless to say he’s amazing in bed. Most have abs that girls fawn over and he doesn’t hesitate to show them off. He is serious about relationships and loves to be in long term ones. Any girl would love to be fucked by a miles.

See that guy?
Yeah, he’s a miles alright. Look at his pants!

by girlfighter123 July 13, 2018