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Mental institution

A place where people talk about killing themselves and/or other people. These people are often in a dark room with a straight jacket on and take a lot of medication
''My uncle Tony had to be put in a mental institution because he said he was going to kill himself.'' ''But it's not his fault. He has no friends and his family doesn't give a damn about him. ''Man this country is fucked up;;;
by Monkey Face August 29, 2008
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mental asylum

placae to lock up the insane with bad provoking judgement, mental flaws, are crazy, and have bad uncontrollable, jeering and spasmic actions. initially made for people that have ever had more than one lover in thier day, make false accusations and carry out further function overdoing it, lie, kill, cheat, steel, sin and know they do it and carry out thier ridiculousness to other people or environment. Made for people that have sex with animals, objects, dead carcuses and fecal matter. People in a state of euphoria. People that have mental disorders of any kind. Stopped maybe in the 1800's because it wasn't fair. That was one time.
Strat loved a girl in his head and was locked in a mental asylum, until she showed herself so the wardens knew she actually did exist.

Those skinny vampiric looking, pale people over there with those little sharp crooked teeth were raised from a woman that escaped a mental asylum.
by europopian August 7, 2009
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mental masturbation

The act of engaging in impractical/nonproductive mental exercise/thinkings/writings through which a practitioner only comforts oneself mentally. Such acts don't lead to any constructive results what so ever in the real world; some might even imagine oneself being transformed into superman, or simply the opposite sex, etc.
In short, it's just bs/crap.
Example1:
Guy1: My boyfriend went abroad so I can take over all his stuff and start anew.
Guy2: Dude, you're the same person all along; stop that mental masturbation and get the hell out of my sight.

Example2:
Guy1: I think biological evolution is bull, but mankind can evolve to become God.
Guy2: Dude, you're all fucked up; you can go on with your mental masturbation, but stop bordering me anymore.
by lionhead June 14, 2007
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mental runt

mental runt
N. A person who lacks the social grace to servive in daily life skills.

Adj. The last sibling born out of a minimum of 4 kids.
mumbles, inappropriate grabby hands, dried drool in the corner of mouth, eating with hands, falls in tar, bewildering blinking to focus on shinny objects, drunk dialer, same question every 5 minutes that you do not know the answer to and have told the mental runt.
Most people use the opportunity to run from a mental runt while they are in the bathroom.
mumbles, inappropriate grabby hands, dried drool in the corner of mouth, eating with hands, falls in tar, bewildering blinking to focus on shinny objects, drunk dialer, same question every 5 minutes that you do not know the answer to and have told the mental runt.

Most people use the opportunity to run from a mental runt while they are in the bathroom.

Large groups have been known to ecape without the mental runt understanding what happened.
by webs71 February 1, 2007
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Mental midget

A guy with an ego under 4'8".
A mental midget is not above making your life miserable.
by Solid Mantis August 31, 2018
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Mental Gymnastics

The act of believing something so profoundly stupid and illogical, it requires creating a new word in the English language.

See Also: Donald Trump
President Trump won the Olympic gold medal in mental gymnastics.
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Mental Midget

Looney Left Wingers that only listen to and believe the talking points from the DNC, the Fake News Media, and their fellow Hypocrites. They don't look up the information and Fact Check for themselves. They believe that Progressivism a.k.a. Socialism (then comes Fascism - Communism - Marxism) is better than Capitalism. That America should become a Third World Country within a One World Order. They believe that they are entitled to whatever they want for free and that someone else should pay for it. They don't believe in GOD or Jesus. Pretty much the definition of a Mental Midget is a person who believes that one plus one equal three (1 + 2 = 3), because that is what he was indoctrinated by the Far Left to believe.
A Mental Midget is a person who only believes what they are indoctrinated by the Far Left to believe in, because they aren't able to think for themselves.
by Proud11BDeplorable December 19, 2018
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