Meat-trap

1. A device used to capture a pug using some form of meat as bait.

2. A vagina

3. A girl with no self respect that commonly uses sex as a devious tool against men.

"Megan is such a meat-trap, she only wants to sleep with you so you will let her rent movies on your netflix."

"Yea, but she's so damn fine, I'd love to get my meat caught in her meat-trap"

by Urban Dictionary April 27, 2008

meat beat

Stroking your penis back and fourth with your hand until it turns purple or is throbbing and shoots baby batter

Mom: What ate you doing in there honey?
Me: Nothing, just meat beating

by Pussy slayer 690690 May 18, 2017

smoke the meat pipe

Slang term meaning to "suck dick".

Richard Simmons really likes to smoke the meat pipe.

by Dank Rider July 19, 2004

pound the meat

To masterbate. Used for males because the 'meat' would be their penis.

Jon: Oh man, can't wait till i get home and pound the meat.
Mike: You definitely need a girl!

by BIGL_182 June 21, 2006

Meat Frog

A person (guy/girl) who likes to sleep around with lots of men.

That girl has been with 15 guys in the last week. She is a real meat frog.

by Sctanley Couche-tard September 30, 2010

meat cave

vagina, anus, dick hole or any other cavernous meaty orifice. Can be used interchangeably to add mystery to any conversation.

Mike: ok well im going to go knock myself out for 8 hours
Mike: in my meat cave
Jes: lol
Jes: don't tell me that
Jes: you're disgusting
Mike: haha good night

by Whoopi Goldberg March 2, 2007

bad girl meat

The pussy.
Coined by Lady Gaga in the song "Teeth".

Take a bite of my bad girl meat, show me your teeth.

by Cherrycherry Boomboom December 5, 2009