liam de lioncourt

A fucking bottom hipster vampire who needs more love but as a hipster vampire he would probably like not being popular

Quotes and scenes

"Sorry im only attracted to inanimate blue object I would appreciate it if you accepted my sexuality"

He proceeds to shoot you in the leg so that Damien will do your hair

"Yo whos route to are you going to do in Monster prom."

"definitely Liam de lioncourt!"

"who?"

"the bottom hipster vampire."

"oh that guy!"

by Eridan Desaulniers November 23, 2020

Between the Lions

Between the lions was a kid educational show that was air exclusively for kids to learn how read. It takes place in a library and follows a family of lions that live in the library, Leo the father, Cleo the mother lioness, Lionel the 7 year-old lion and Lionel's little sister Leona. it also included Barnibus B. Busterfield III a usually grumpy talking bust of the library's founder, and 2 pigeons named Walter and Clay who often annoy Barnibus by calling him "Buster". there was also an animated segment that involved a character named cliff hanger, an explorer who was always hanging from a branch. every time the segment began he would always say "can't. hold. on. much. longer!" as his fate seems at hand, he looks at the bottom of the cliff and sees a way out. he grabs an object out of his backpack to help him escape but always ends up back on the branch.

its i know why its called between the lions

by fvsgzsjhkcnz k June 4, 2021

PTMD “Post-Traumatic Man Disorder” 2009 LaSonia Harrington

A woman which suffer from a man is or was abusive mentally and physically, liar, cheater, dead-beat father, and always depends on a woman to take care of him.

PTMD “Post-Traumatic Man Disorder” 2009 LaSonia Harrington A Man that wants to be married to you yet in a relationship with you and his side chicks. While his wife and kids struggling to make ends meet.

by MSLLH November 20, 2019

Lion2004

Lion2004 is a clueless poster on AnalystForum. He has no real world experience which he evidences by his hyperbolic statements, his version of MBA-speak platitudes and non-insights and his personal distain of others who accept what is offered and work at their career on a practical/ results basis. He on the otherhand waits for offers which won't come, overplays his hand and dismisses successful people who show some initial interest. Here, at age 25 and with no work experience, he elucidates what he would have done had he has his time again (note the impracticality of the plan):

Brock Flanders:

Lion,

You have a lot of interests. Let's pretend you are 18 and haven't even gone to university yet. Plan out your entire pre-corporate training for us. What would you study? Military? Grad school?

Lion2004:
interesting question..

(18 - 21)
BSc in maths/stats/finance - from either LSE, Imperial, York, Warwick (aim for 1st class)
- during summer take internships in Investment Banking (Credit derivatives / sales) / Investment management.
- Study Spanish throughout university
- Compete in various Marathons
- University rowing teams

(21-22)
MSc in Finance / Real Estate Investment - well regarded UK university
Take CFA 1 / GMAT
- Compete various marathons
- Broker Chinese energy privatisations
- Set up inport/ export company

(22- 26)
Sandhurst Officer training. Various oversea posts and with UN. Complete SAS selection.
Sit CFA 2 while in service.

(26-28)
Harvard/Wharton MBA - in finance/real estate
Sit CFA 3

28+ Set up Real Estate Investment / Development firm

- Yeah right Lion2004, like you are going to achieve any of those in the real world. LMAO!

by robh353 May 9, 2005

Lion King

After sex/whatever gets him off, the man takes a little of his junk, spreads a line on the girls forehead and whispers "simba"

Holy shit, I lion kinged her last night.

by hahawhoa October 28, 2009

nittany lion

male equivalent of "cougar"; adult male who hunts for sex with younger men, either in a bar, club, or locker room

Example 1:

Former Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky, a sick, twisted fuckhead and reported nittany lion, is currently under investigation for molesting young boys.

Example 2:

I dunno, Michelle. He's pretty hot, but he looks like a nittany lion.

Example 3:
Hey, man. Just because I went to Penn State in the 60s doesn't mean I'm a nittany lion.

by Humbert the Defenestrated November 9, 2011

Lionshead

college favorite, Lionshead carries the traditional lion symbol painted on the outside of The Brewery since the early days of brewing in Wilkes-Barre. It is a crisp, clean, easy drinking American lager-pilsner style beer made with the finest American malts, corn, and hops.

Lionshead tasted great when I was drinking it, but I didn't feel like the king of the jungle when I woke up

by Don Lawson July 28, 2008