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Calamari Kisses

A hot, three-round burst of farts, planted on your lovers nape.
Dude, did you see Fred give Gabby them Calamari kisses?! He ran in bare ass, and just suction to the back of her neck!
by Jberry0816 June 9, 2023
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Suprise kiss

A turn on power move. When a girl is love with a guy so much, but none of them has amitted it, (or the guy doesn't know he's in love with her), the girl takes the boy and kisses the guy, leaving him with a suprised look.
In Spectacular Spider Tv Series, Gwen Stacey was going down the stairs of Peter Parker/Spiderman's steps (after Thanksgiving, and his Aunt May just came back from the Hospital), she walked back up the stairs and surprise kissed Peter. Leaving him with a dumbass surprissed look. Venom's voice said in his mind "We know who you love the most."
in Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, Juno Eclispe, fearing she would never see Galen Marek again (Vader's former apprentice), who was going to confront Vader, she kissed him, he showed his suprised by raising his arms half way in the air, then continued in the kiss.
George Lopez is suprise kissed by his wife's Sister in "A Kiss is Just a Kiss."
by The_Jedi_Knight January 27, 2009
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basement kisses

"My wife and I were in bed, and she gave me basement kisses!"
by Jak Gof May 26, 2020
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Opulent Kiss

Term used on Internet message boards to describe somebody who tries to impress by making up stories to mask the fact they're actually very sad and live with their mother.
He said he'd had three children and made his first million by the age of sixteen, but we discovered he was a lonely 43 year old in a council house and it was just an opulent kiss.
by patrick von fortingham February 9, 2005
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Viper's Kiss

When you take a shot of alcohol into your mouth and give somebody a kiss, sharing it.
Man, David's really feeling it today. He's had 8 shots and gave a chick a viper's kiss.
by goldteeth July 13, 2020
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firebutt kiss

butterfly kiss but on your butt.the fire part happens when you get it.it heats up things in bed.
joe wanted to give his girl a rim job but she refused so he gave her a firebutt kiss and she gave in.
by caitlinandchristian March 26, 2009
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