Term used on Internet message boards to describe somebody who tries to impress by making up stories to mask the fact they're actually very sad and live with their mother.
He said he'd had three children and made his first million by the age of sixteen, but we discovered he was a lonely 43 year old in a council house and it was just an opulent kiss.
by patrick von fortingham February 9, 2005
Get the Opulent Kissmug. A turn on power move. When a girl is love with a guy so much, but none of them has amitted it, (or the guy doesn't know he's in love with her), the girl takes the boy and kisses the guy, leaving him with a suprised look.
In Spectacular Spider Tv Series, Gwen Stacey was going down the stairs of Peter Parker/Spiderman's steps (after Thanksgiving, and his Aunt May just came back from the Hospital), she walked back up the stairs and surprise kissed Peter. Leaving him with a dumbass surprissed look. Venom's voice said in his mind "We know who you love the most."
in Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, Juno Eclispe, fearing she would never see Galen Marek again (Vader's former apprentice), who was going to confront Vader, she kissed him, he showed his suprised by raising his arms half way in the air, then continued in the kiss.
George Lopez is suprise kissed by his wife's Sister in "A Kiss is Just a Kiss."
in Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, Juno Eclispe, fearing she would never see Galen Marek again (Vader's former apprentice), who was going to confront Vader, she kissed him, he showed his suprised by raising his arms half way in the air, then continued in the kiss.
George Lopez is suprise kissed by his wife's Sister in "A Kiss is Just a Kiss."
by The_Jedi_Knight January 27, 2009
Get the Suprise kissmug. joe wanted to give his girl a rim job but she refused so he gave her a firebutt kiss and she gave in.
by caitlinandchristian March 26, 2009
Get the firebutt kissmug. by goldteeth July 13, 2020
Get the Viper's Kissmug. A sexual act when a man performs oral sex on a woman and holds her fluids in his mouth. The woman simultaneously performs oral sex on the man and hold his fluids in her mouth. They then kiss open mouthed, mixing the fluids together. It can also be performed between two guys or two girls.
by islandgirlx July 2, 2019
Get the cloud kissmug. A sex move where you suck his dick, make him think you swallowed, go in for a kiss and forcefully blow all the cum into his mouth.
Hey Karen let's go clubbing.
Clubbing? I thought you had a boyfriend?
Nah. He dumped me after I gave him a Kiss of Judas.
Why the hell would you ever do that to anyone!?
It was funny.
Clubbing? I thought you had a boyfriend?
Nah. He dumped me after I gave him a Kiss of Judas.
Why the hell would you ever do that to anyone!?
It was funny.
by R@D December 17, 2016
Get the Kiss of Judasmug. Dude, did you see Fred give Gabby them Calamari kisses?! He ran in bare ass, and just suction to the back of her neck!
by Jberry0816 June 9, 2023
Get the Calamari Kissesmug.