keyboard cleaning 

when you clean the keyboard

bob: watche doin
me: keyboard cleaning
bob: ok
me:`1234567890-
bob: wtf
me: qwertyuiop\
bob: the holy scroogle mcdoodle???
ASDFGHJKL;'
Me: zXZCVBNMN,./
bob: shut up
Me:

bob: stop talking

keyboard cleaning by rat, but this time smarter November 23, 2023

Keyboard Jihading 

Promoting Islam in a way that is attacking or making other religions seem lesser, on the internet.

We get your passion for Islam, but please, stop keyboard jihading.

Keyboard Jihading by GOC_Memes February 17, 2024

Keyboard Warrior 

A keyboard warrior is someone who communicates better through typing than speaking in real life. They can express their thoughts, arguments, and ideas more clearly and confidently when using a keyboard, but may struggle to do the same in face-to-face interactions. They’re more effective at organizing their thoughts and making points when typing, rather than in IRL conversations.

Person 1: "Wow, you had a lot to say in that chat! Why were you so quiet during the meeting?"
Person 2: "I'm more of a keyboard warrior—it's easier for me to explain things in writing!"

Keyboard Warrior by silensu October 9, 2024

Keyboard Couch potato 

A keyboard warrior who is a stereotypical couch potato, who is more interested in tell you what to do rather than brushing the crumbs off, getting up of their ass and doing anything remotely appropriate to what they demand of you.

Stop being a keyboard couch potato you ignorant cunt

Keyboard Couch potato by ElmoOfFire November 16, 2024

Keyboard Cancer 

When you spam the suggestions at the top of your phone keyboard.

Bro, Harvey sent me a keyboard cancer message at 4am today: Good morning and happy birthday to you and your family and friends are you and your family are you and your family are so happy to have you in the world of happiness and happiness and happiness and happiness and happiness.

Keyboard Cancer by Eggzylofone March 9, 2024

Keyboard combination 

The phenomenon by which a bored human searches urban dictionary for various permutations of the alphabet, with no particular goal other than to waste time, and perhaps to find a unique one.
Some examples of these:
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
qazedcwsxtgbrfvujmyhnolikp
qweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklmp
mrjocktvquizphdbagsfewlynx

You: "I'm so bored! Time to look up some keyboard combinations."

Keyboard combination by Kargaroc586 July 26, 2024

Keyboard Criminal 

Term referring to someone who has committed a cybercrime, or someone who was violated the rules of a discord server / website tos (this is a joke please don't take it seriously)

"Ur a keyboard criminal"

Keyboard Criminal by idfk282918739 February 4, 2025