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kench

Extremely ripped, powerful, and sexually potent.
That guy is kench af
by jellyberg October 1, 2018
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kenny

boys:kenny come here a sec
kenny:you gonna suck me off now

boys:yeah
by kenny_likes_big_dick January 29, 2020
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kenny g's magik flute

one of the most unique and inivative pieces ever made. "the flute" is constructed of a recorder (instrument) tape for covering the holes and a flask funnel. you place the funnel into the last hole in the recorder and use it as a bowl. named after kenny g, the worst musician ever, but he plays an instrument that resembles this. created when i had to mcgyver a piece and found a recorder from like the fifth grade. those who have used it revere it as a living legend.
John: holy shit i am stoned
Jake: oh nice dude, what did u smoke out of?
John: obviously kenny g's magik flute
Jake: you mean that fagot musician?
John: no the cool piece
Jake: oh ok
by i have a long pole October 10, 2005
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Kenya

where you will be deported to if you drink POWER THIRST!!!!
If you give your baby powerthirst they will run as fast as Kenyans, people will watch them running and think they're Kenyans, they will race as fast as Kenyans against actual Kenyans and there will be a tie and they will be deported back to Kenya.
by Gingersoll6 October 12, 2010
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Kenny Rogers

A man who pitched so good in the 2006 playoffs, it was almost unbelievable, almost as though he was cheating in some way. A man who by coincidence, had random brown "dirt" spots on his pitching hand during such playoffs, and claims to have had no idea those spots were there. A man who ironically enough during the 2006 playoffs wore a team hat with a dark underbill, while his teammates all had hats with gray underbills. Seems so odd that a dark underbill would be a perfect spot to hide more "dirt".
If we are going to win this thing, we may have to Kenny Rogers the ball.

I just went to the bathroom and dropped a duece. Upon exiting the bathroom, I realized I had Kenny Rogered my hand by accident.
by mikey10 October 23, 2006
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Kenny

Complete ass. Inconsiderate of everyone's feelings, besides his own. Gives up amazing girls for stupid midgets. Wears cucumber lotion on his thighs for the enjoyment of male hookers. Wears booty shorts- not because he has to, because he wants to. Drilled a whole in his xbox so he could make love to it. This person would rather sit around playing COD5 than get up and walk two feet for someone who actually cares about them. A liar and a backstabber and a straight up assface. His mind has gellatanized so far into the worst state you could imagine that you probably can't even comprehend it. Don't get involved with a Kenneth or Kenny, because he'll just try to touch you in dirty places while you sleep. Kenny's are bad bad people!
That kid that broke up with Kaitlyn and treats all his friends like dirt is Kenny.

Kenny is a complete asshole all the time.

Kenneth has no respect for anyone.

Kenny thinks he rules the world, and he wants to marry his xbox.
by Fishtankkk March 22, 2009
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Kenny

A fuck boy. A guy who just puts it anywhere. Probably broke and ask for money afterwards.
Kenny’s broke ass made me buy him food after sex while he was trying to hook up with the cashier. That’s so Kenny.
by Thatbitch23 December 21, 2017
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