Kyle

a fuck head who punches walls and drinks monster. usually has anger issues

dont be a kyle

by kyle licker November 30, 2019

Kyle

An annoying but kind of, maybe, a little bit loveable person.
Kyles only respond to texts with one word sentences and are usually slow to catch on to things.

Kyles are good at sport and, overall, are pretty nice guys.

"Oh my god he is SUCH a Kyle"

by Socially_awkward_potato November 30, 2019

Kyle

A super kind friend who is always willing to kick the shit out of someone for you. He’ll always have your back even if no one else does. Kyle is a very loyal guy who may get hyped up on mt. dew from time to time but is pretty laid back for the most part. Kyle knows how to make someone laugh even at the dumbest shit. If you have a Kyle in your life make sure you don’t let him go because no one is as good of a friend as he is.

I’m so lucky to have Kyle as my friend

by Shortie04 December 18, 2019

Kyle

Kyle loves punching dry wall and fucking shit up. He’s not angry or nothin. Lifes just more fun when you are drinking monster and playing the five finger knife game during dinner.

Yo Kyle are we going to that party later?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

I shit an upper decker in your toilet.

Damn, you just Kyle’d a Kyle

by Senior69 December 19, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is a great person very sweet, and great to cuddle with but doesn’t really like affection.

Hey Kyle, wanna cuddle?

by Joel æsthetic August 2, 2019

Kyle

A man who drinks monster energy and is a real man.

Kyle is awsome

by SHITHEADDICKBITCHFUCKINGCOONS August 17, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is the god of all the n word passes. He can give them out to any and all who ask. Be warned, he is spooked very easily and will be known for his monster fueled drywall rages. As an offering bring Kyle some sugar cubes.

"Hey Kyle!"
Kyle: "Sup Nigga"

by FuniGamer August 26, 2019