Diego’s knees

The knees that don’t exist

Fudu Salia Diego’s knees

by Buddi guy December 25, 2018

shitter's knee

The red marks that show up on your knees when a lot of time has been reading, texting, or using a smartphone on the toilet.

Steve: "Did you have a good shit?"
Jamie: "Dang right I did."
Steve: "Yeah I can see your shitter's knee with those shorts on."

by Magikchef01 October 15, 2013

Knee gurr

A savage kick to the knee, intended to make the recipient collapse.

Ohh man, that was a bad knee gurr. Where's the Tylenol?

by Dr. Andy Loco April 23, 2023

middle knee

The inbetween knee, if you know what I mean

Dude, she touched my middle knee!

by STEELFIRE3698 November 1, 2018

Knee driving

Similar to knee steering knee driving is a more competitive version when the driver of a car uses only their knees to steer the car when driving for as long as possible.

Person #1: dude I’ve been knee steering for 5 minutes!
Person #2: dude 5 minutes is nothing, you know the knee driving world record is so much longer!

Cohen H Koshar holds the world record of knee driving for 69 miles.

by DTOpposion December 26, 2022

Knee mail

Blow job, especially a sloppy one.

Bumper sticker on conservative car: “God receives knee mail”

Guy: lol same

by xx-satu May 3, 2021

Knee Dicker

You’re willing to get on some dirty ass floor to suck some dick, meaning you a thirsty whore. Also that you would do it for a check or for some 3 dollars if you’re broke.

“Are you friends with Jessica? No shes a knee dicker.”
“You’re a knee dicker”

by nawhbeans January 25, 2021