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Justin bieber 

The guy who will eventually get his ass kicked by Kid Rock's son.
Bob Richie Jr: Im gonna whoop yo ass!

Justin bieber: OOOOWWWWW!!!
Justin bieber by My Name Is Rock December 3, 2010

Justin Bieber 

is the definition of sex. basically no one cared about him but now that gay cunt heads can go suck cocks coz he is fucking sex and if you hate him then ..

"well.. you're girlfriend screams his name louder than yours during sex"

good enough for you
Girl: I WANT JUSTIN BIEBER

Boy: I CAN MAKE THAT HAPPEN

girl: not with you pedo i want JUSTIN BIEBER with jb <3

Justin Bieber 

A talented boy; though he chooses to create bullshit-level music, and does it only for money, fame and girls.

tl;dr: Douche
John: Damnit, turn the radio off. Justin Bieber is coming up next.
Adam: Okay, okay.
*Turns the radio off*
Justin Bieber by CloudChaser August 1, 2012

Justin Bieber 

A rather handsome lady.

And, to be more precise, a lady everyone hates. Most eleven year old fucktards come up with unfunny shit like how he/she (idfk) hasn't hit puberty or how 'it' sounds like a girl. While both are true, it is rare indeed to find an original, funny or even mildly humorous comment made against the Biebs. Of course, Justin Beaver (ha! I said 'beaver' instead if 'bieber'! Isn't that just FUCKING hilarious??) doesn't really give two shits, as he already has an army of retarded thirteen year olds to do his bidding and a stackload of their dad's cash.
*Justin Bieber sings*

*Glass breaks*
Justin Bieber by Senpai Hunter August 16, 2015

Justin Bieber 

Dude who sings like a girl at sixteen.
Justin Bieber : Baby baby baby ahhhhh!!!!
Justin Bieber by andspenboyy January 2, 2017

Justin Bieber 

A Canadian whigger (white nigger) who thinks he can sing
All Canadians are Justin Biebers
Justin Bieber by Netzach February 22, 2017