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Jordan

A boy Jordan is amazing. he is smart and witty, will always make you laugh, and will always be solving a Rubix cube. he is amazing and any good person is lucky to have a Jordan In their life. when a Jordan is insecure, he will keep it to himself. he might seem shy but he is the best. Jordan is and athlete and yes to play sports when i see a Jordan It is usually when they are playing sports. i love Jordan and if Jordan loves you back, dont let go.
Jordan: heyday

Me: hey * Blushing
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Jordan

A guy who seems totally perfect, always caring, very sweet and affectionate, and semi-good-looking. But then turns out to be a total perv only sweet-talking you to get anything and everything he wants sexually. A fuckin' politician (literally).
I thought he was the perfect boyfriend. But he turned out to be a total "Jordan".
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Jordan is a girl with a hot @$$ that can squeeze your dick with her vag so hard that you'll cum too fast.
I totally hooked up with a Jordan last night, it was the best 5 seconds EVER!!
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jordan

the techinical name for a complete idiot, who dumps his girlfriend for the smallest of reason, then makes her feel bad about it for almost a year afterwards, whilst claiming he can then get any girl he can in front of forementioned ex.

also, it can be used to refer to penis size (below five inches).
god that guy dumped her for no reason
he is such a complete jordan.

god his jordan is tiny!
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Damn that kid was being a jordan last night!
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jordan is a HOMO, there is no more examples
by rasta binladen October 1, 2007
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