Jonkler

A person who masturbates in public. They are often seen with a big crowd around them, watching as they do their business.

A: Come look, there's a jonkler outside Barnes and Noble
B: Oh boy I can't wait to see him jonkle

by Billiam Weardsley February 21, 2024

Jonkling

Jonkling is the sexual act of putting Evolution stones (from Pokémon) on/in/around your private areas to induce sexual pleasure

Trainer #1: “Hey man you wanna come over today?”
Trainer #2: “Nah sorry bro i’m gonna be busy Jonkling with my Vaporeon’s water stone!”

by Burntbacon14 March 5, 2024

Jenkoed

The act of working from home more than is usually appropriate.

I’ve been jenkoed today, don’t expect me in.

by Mr Sneebley March 8, 2024

Jonkle

Verb: To perform a jonkle like the jonkler does to Man

Noun: A jonkle, like a joke but jonkler

"That was such a funny jonkle, jonkler"
"I'm proud of you for that jonkle, Dick"

by L'Quandale Dingle III April 11, 2024

Jonkle

Jonkle (verb):

1. To pull a 'Jonkle' is to channel your inner Jonkler, making a funny Jonkle like the Jonkler would.

Jonkle (noun):

Like a joke, but for the Jonkler, archenemy of Man.

Ex 1: "Man just pulled a Jonkle, is he funny? Is there a lore reason for this Jonkle"?
Ex 2: "I will Jonkle on Arkham"

by L'Quandale Dingle III April 13, 2024

Jonk

jonky mcjonkness. this is when you type jonk in urban dictionary.

"Im jonking"

by anonydeclan April 22, 2024

Jonk

When a man fingers another man’s bumhole until the jonk juice comes out.

“Hey dude wanna jonk”
“I’m straight”

by Jonkingisreal April 28, 2024