Jonah is a total nerd, he can rant about his hobbies hours on end. He spends all his money on things he doesn't need, and boasts about how rare something is. Jonah listens to and watches things from the 80's, like Star Wars or Men Without Hats. Don't say something wrong about his fandoms, or he will give you a 20-minute lecture about how wrong you are. He doesn't show his emotions much and he acts like a robot, but when he does show his emotions, it's usually about something he is very passionate about.
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Get the Jonah mug.A pretty cool dude. He’s a true gentleman through and through and can cheer you up in an instant. He breathes well and sometimes too well.If you kiss his girl or kill his dog he’ll be fine with it but not if you do both. Don’t ask him about it or he gets upset but he know how to get around some vampires. Again don’t ask about it.
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by robber1q2 January 15, 2010
Get the Jonah mug.He is very good at bs-ing people. Especially at HomeDepot regarding electricity. He will eventually be going to Barcelona for 3 months . Oh wait no! He will instead meet a pretty girl with a smile named Leslee and will take her to Paris.NOT only that, but they will do anything to text her, they will even buy a charger at work. Usually Jonatan's dislike soups any sorta soups. They are all about the pugs life. Oh wait no, pug life chooses them ;) and are crazy about animals! All in all Jonata's are great at listeners, superduper outgoing , passionate about J's , b-ball and Chainz without the 2. Jonatan's are ideal friends , caring , attentioned to detail, can be sensitive, dislike rides , committed to that ine special person, loves his family, and intellectual. If you ever come across a JONATAN in your life, you better believe it! They are keepers!
by theprettysmilegurl January 10, 2014
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