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Jewish

a person who believes in Judaism/relating to the Jews
Hanukkah is a Jewish holiday/ Jimmy believes Jewish culture is amazing
by powertrippin August 10, 2017
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Jewish Spike Strip

A long like of shit that has been dropped across the entire street in order to make on-coming vehicles spatter the shit all over there tires and fender, or have to stop and turn around.
Bob: "Dude, why were you late for Stacey's party last night?"

Joe: "Well, I was coming and making good time until some jerk-offs decided to pinch out a Jewish Spike Strip over Third Street and I had to take the long way!"
by whitepower21 July 22, 2009
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Jewish Nut

When you grab a pistachio out of the bag; you crack her open; toss the nut in your mouth and there is no NUT!!!!!!
I just got a Jewish nut. Fuck Niles!
by nutgobbler69 January 21, 2010
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Jewish Native American Japanese Mulatto

Caleb Jackson. It's a term used for when you don't know the ethnicity of a certain person and unsure of what to call them.
Caleb Jackson. 5'9". Gunnison, CO. Jewish Native American Japanese Mulatto
by Caleb Jackson January 16, 2008
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Jewish Gerbil

(slap dick) one who retorts upon a simple conjecture; a dumb ass who complicates shit; a jew who is always being jewish.
Hey Josh come over my house later on after school, alright, but my mom has to talk to your mom, god dammit you're such a jewish gerbil.
by D3RTYS4NCH3Z August 28, 2008
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When I were a lad... I was Jewish

The ultimate ending to a "When I were a lad" hardship story, automatically staking claim to being a victim of all the suffering and inequality that has ever occurred since the beginning of time.
When I were a lad... I was Jewish. But the anti-semites couldn't stop me from becoming a humble multi-millionaire Hollywood producer.
by Associationisnotfree February 22, 2008
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Jewish Onion Ring

The Jewish Onion Ring is when a young Jewish boy has his bar mitzvah, in which he gets circumcised and the foreskin is than saved in a ziplock baggy, seasoned, put in batter, and deep fried the next morning for breakfast, than consumed by the young boy's family.
Boy:"Oww!"

Man With Knife:"Oh Yum. Where's The Beer Batter? We're gonna make a yummy Jewish Onion Ring"
by xXf0UrTwEnTyXx May 2, 2009
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