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Get the Jewish mug.A long like of shit that has been dropped across the entire street in order to make on-coming vehicles spatter the shit all over there tires and fender, or have to stop and turn around.
Bob: "Dude, why were you late for Stacey's party last night?"
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by whitepower21 July 22, 2009
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When you grab a pistachio out of the bag; you crack her open; toss the nut in your mouth and there is no NUT!!!!!!
by nutgobbler69 January 21, 2010
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by Caleb Jackson January 16, 2008
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Hey Josh come over my house later on after school, alright, but my mom has to talk to your mom, god dammit you're such a jewish gerbil.
by D3RTYS4NCH3Z August 28, 2008
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When I were a lad... I was Jewish. But the anti-semites couldn't stop me from becoming a humble multi-millionaire Hollywood producer.
by Associationisnotfree February 22, 2008
Get the When I were a lad... I was Jewish mug.The Jewish Onion Ring is when a young Jewish boy has his bar mitzvah, in which he gets circumcised and the foreskin is than saved in a ziplock baggy, seasoned, put in batter, and deep fried the next morning for breakfast, than consumed by the young boy's family.
Boy:"Oww!"
Man With Knife:"Oh Yum. Where's The Beer Batter? We're gonna make a yummy Jewish Onion Ring"
Man With Knife:"Oh Yum. Where's The Beer Batter? We're gonna make a yummy Jewish Onion Ring"
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