jens

jens is a good skier he is hot

jens are cool

by jdshdhwidjoi23 January 20, 2021

Jen

Will kick anyone named “Elijah” or “Eli”’s ass.

Word on the street is Jen is gonna kick Eli’s ass???

by eliasskicker95 November 23, 2021

Jens Audun

atleast 30 inch

Jens Audun is a god person

by wman400000 December 13, 2022

jens

a person who has an extraordinarily large penis and very fucking ripped

wow, he’s so muscular
ah, must be jens.

by notjens69 April 2, 2021

jens-jakob

Jens-Jakob is the absolute essence of the homosexual population. Where ever he goes, he shall cream every homoerotic person in sight. However, this is not Jens-Jakob's fault. He simply just looks too gay for people to comprehend, so their natural instinct naturally is to ejaculate. He is also a master in the art of drawing dicks, which he attends to every day after breakfast.

Some people call him a madman.

"Oi! I think I just creamed my bloody pants!"
"Yeah, so did I. Probably because of Jens-Jakob over there."
"Ahh yeah you're right. I'm feeling blasted at the sight of that lad."

by yallahhanees May 14, 2019

Jens

An alfa male who likes to jump of high walls. He does that to show dominance. Everyday, he shits himself at least 3 times. That is because he wants to show he is the alfa

Oh no, you just pulled a Jens. Clean it up!

by Sexyneutje November 22, 2021

Jens

The sexiest guy with the biggest penis you will ever know, he might have a bad haircut from time to time

YO! your dick is massive! is your name Jens?
Damn you're hot! are you Jens?

by Zacklas March 4, 2022