Jank

The combination of a man wearing Jaggings; and the un-avoidable exploitation of said man's junk.

Co-Worker 1 says to Co-Worker 2: "Seriously, he has way too much Jank shoved into those Jaggings."

by Stiffler v.2 March 10, 2011

Jank

A combination of ‘wank’ and ‘Jack-off’, more like Jack hammer wank; so hard it’s not pleasurable. Jank means you’re having a punishing session with your old boy,.

Wow. I fucking love Dua Lipa so much. I’m gonna go jank

by LDubioMcDub April 3, 2021

Chin Jank

The moisture of which perspires from ones chin upon placement over a steaming tea beverage.

-watch your back, I'm gonna chin jank your tea!
*places their chin over your tea*
-fuck you!

(in the circumstance of a steamy car)
"It's awefully janky in here... why don't you open a window."

-How was your run today?

-Great, I am awefully janky though.

(as you're drinking, an awefully rude person runs up and smacks the bottom of your glass while screaming...)
-"YOU'VE BEEN JANKED BITCHHHH"

by Mrs. Hustler May 4, 2010

Jank

Dumb, Stupid, Pointless

Doctor: We're going to replace your kidney for someone else's because your sucks.

Woman: This is JANK!!!!

by LiPlOcK_007 September 20, 2009

Jank

The biggest one I know. The biggest one anybody knows for that matter.

I has no choccy milk, I blame Jank

by 🅱️Jason Davis January 13, 2022

Jank

Crystal Meth

That’s not Jank…that’s all cut

by Holden Tewdix August 13, 2022

jank

Jank is another term for cocaine.

you got some jank to snort?

by CoCoLaPush January 14, 2008