extremely large dick (which he has a 4 foot long armoured case for), abs and biceps; oh yeah dont forget the triceps. he is constantly followed by a cults-worth of women who stick to him like iron filings on a magnet. has loads of girlfiriends and they all know about each other but decide to share him because he is just too good to have on your own. enemies include: teddy of gaycurlyhairland, jake, lord of pigeons, joseph of the rabbits XDDDDD, eugene the saltsmith, daohui of ching chong and alex of glasses XDDDDD. most likely to invite to a dinner party: casey neistat, keemstar and ksi.
by reallycooljames October 17, 2020
James is a person who is good at everything, extremely smart and wise, and pretty much the nicest guy you'll ever meet. James enjoys looking down upon other people and will lose his temper easily if insulted, though, so never test his patience.
"Hey James, whats up?"
"Not too much man how have you been?!"
"I'm talking to James, so pretty great!"
"Not too much man how have you been?!"
"I'm talking to James, so pretty great!"
by dr.(s)laughter774774774736r April 20, 2021
James is a fine ass dark-skin and he is very sweet, kind, and caring, on the outside he look mean but on the inside he is very sweet and lovable. He has been hurt in the past and he tries to hide his hurt from everybody. Any body would be lucky to have a James in their life. He will make a difference for the better in their life
by ohmylove March 12, 2021
He gets all the "good" girls, and they are always my best friend. He also loves to drink mountain dew with Conneur's.
by EmilyYESSS October 26, 2020
James is a name known for being bare sexy. James is So hot he melts women with the look he gives them
by eshaykatlabob April 07, 2021
by Piplup2003 December 26, 2016
James, James, James,
Where do we start? Well, James is this thing that exists (and for the record, most people are quite pleased with his existence). Most people value his unbothered charisma. The way he is too honest to portray anything but himself. Now don't get confused, James definitely knows how to lie, but, this is not his innate nature. James' innate nature is quite wholesome and charming, yet extremely common. This feeling of being common can easily be correlated to the term "gas-station" cute. James is extremely charming and very attractive, but you gotta remember he is just a gas station clerk with cute dimples and a never-ending smile. At his best, James can light up a whole room and make you feel empty. Empty from all attachments and simply force you to just be in the moment. Unbothered by your audience and the distractions around you, it's just you and James. At his worst, James can be a bit passive leaving you to feel kind of crazy and stupid. Understand that his passiveness is also part of his innate nature, and one day you'll learn to love it.
Where do we start? Well, James is this thing that exists (and for the record, most people are quite pleased with his existence). Most people value his unbothered charisma. The way he is too honest to portray anything but himself. Now don't get confused, James definitely knows how to lie, but, this is not his innate nature. James' innate nature is quite wholesome and charming, yet extremely common. This feeling of being common can easily be correlated to the term "gas-station" cute. James is extremely charming and very attractive, but you gotta remember he is just a gas station clerk with cute dimples and a never-ending smile. At his best, James can light up a whole room and make you feel empty. Empty from all attachments and simply force you to just be in the moment. Unbothered by your audience and the distractions around you, it's just you and James. At his worst, James can be a bit passive leaving you to feel kind of crazy and stupid. Understand that his passiveness is also part of his innate nature, and one day you'll learn to love it.
"Dammmmmn, is that James? So cute, maybe he'll give us a 20 cent discount off each gallon the next time we are at the local Mobile Gas Station!"
by liberty6969 January 23, 2019