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Oh junk

Similar to Oh snap, used as an exclamation, but not necessarily for positive occurences or negative ones. Sometimes just used for randomness.
Person 1: Oh snap!
Person 2: Oh junk!
Person 3: I do what I want...
by Blair February 7, 2004
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(insert name)'s junk

A joke that rivals that's what she said in terms of versatility. Simply take the name of someone you know, add "'s junk," and make your comparison.
That test was shorter than (insert name)'s junk.

That throw was sadder than (insert name)'s junk.

Man, I'm out of shape...kinda like (insert name)'s junk.
by lolemma March 1, 2009
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junk science

To Republicans: global warming, the link between second-hand smoke and cancer, and evolutionary biology. To Democrats: creationism, abstinence-only sex education, and supply-side economics.
Ronald: When we cut taxes, it will stimulate the economy and increase tax revenues.
George H. W.: Sounds like voodoo economics to me.
George W.: When we cut taxes, it will stimulate the economy and increase tax revenues.
Al: We've heard of all that junk science before. We need to focus on climate change!
George W.: Now that's junk science!
by DrSamba February 21, 2009
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junk jig

To dance a jig in your boxers so that your junk bounces visibly all over the place, often to the detriment of your friends and passersby.
"Eww...Please stop that junk jig for like three seconds and tell me where the bathroom is.
by matt Gettz May 19, 2007
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sun junkie

a scottish woman who is excessively tanned. odd, due to the typical scottish weather which is dull and cloudy, the scottish 'sun junkie' constantly sports a season brown tann. this tan comes from, typically tanning salons designed for these purposes. in certain cultures it is considered attracive to the working classes.
Rich: check her out, she's a f*ckin' sun junkie,
Rob: and so's her maw.
by Rich & Rob - mashed May 3, 2004
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poon junkie

someone that is severely addicted to a vagina
"man you sure do love the pussy,you have tried to bang every girl here, for lack of a better word i shall call you a Poon Junkie"
by Shpongle Spores January 31, 2008
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smack junkie

a particularly grimey individual who is addicted to an injectable mind-altering substance such as heroin, usually found outside local pubs and pizzarias, reeking of burnt hair, liquor, and human fecal matter
Hey, get your shit together, you needle-feedin' smack junkie!!
by kingkoopa1387 June 18, 2013
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