Japanese-monkey-farmer

A term often used to describe someone of little intelligence.

Richard is a Japanese monkey farmer!

Japanese-monkey-farmer by Russell May 13, 2005

japanese uniform

Uniform that starts school sex.

That Japanese uniform made me a father.

japanese uniform by RiasGremory;) February 23, 2014

japanese pincushion 

A recently-shaved scrotum that has not been properly maintained. The resulting 'stubble' often causes discomfort and excessive abrasion of underwear.

Shaving your balls is a lifetime commitment....unless you want to suffer through the Japanese Pincushion.

japanese pincushion by stopmakingsense July 23, 2014

japanese slipper 

The act of slipping a finger inside a girl (or attractive ladyboy) on the dance floor.

Last night I gave that ladyboy the ol' Japanese slipper

japanese slipper by Keoff Gawick February 4, 2015

Japanese Fountain 

When you (accidentally or otherwise) catch your own semen in your mouth after busting a load.

Jimmy was masturbating vigorously the other day and gave himself a Japanese Fountain. Dude now has a new fetish.

Japanese Fountain by Dinrael May 17, 2015

Japanese Blazer 

The act of a Japanese person defecating on another person by surprise.

Those South African rugby players sure got a good Japanese Blazer over the weekend

Japanese Blazer by Flash1980 December 6, 2015

japanese cockfighting 

Basically what Pokémon is

You like Pokémon?
Nah it's just Japanese cockfighting

japanese cockfighting by Lunatic Titty Mastering Fringe July 15, 2016