intentional false estimate

A charge that is not yet a criminal offense, but should be. Deliberately mis-stating how long something will take, how much it will cost, or how difficult it will be.

Originated by Larry Miller and Colonel Jeff Fox.

Tim: It's real close, an easy 5-10 minutes hike.
David (after a 30 minute hike straight up the side of a mountain): That wasn't 10 minutes!
Tim: I knew if I told you the truth, you wouldn't do it.
David: That's an intentional false estimate. You should be in jail, asshole.

Her: We just have to stop in at the party and say "hi". 30 minutes tops.
Him (2 hours later): 30 minutes!? 30 minutes?! Intentional false estimate!
Her: Just like, "the game will be over in 5 minutes?"

by Evadgib December 15, 2011

indenterious

Adj. Ability to read and debug code that is not properly indented.

Friend: "please indent your code and you'll see why this isn't working"
Badass: "Dude, i'm indenterious"

by colbyaley January 27, 2013

Inverticup

Its an inside out cup that isn't a very convieniant way of containing liquid.
It is possible that you and the people around you will get wet if trying to use one.

Dude, you shouldn't use the inverticup next to me.
I'm all wet now!

by Remi32 November 11, 2013

inverted cannibalism

Inverted Cannibalism, is an art form of the fleshy kind, wherein, one attempts to eat one's self.

Abdulaziz Jaheed was a very naughty boy. He was imprisoned at Gauntanamo Bay. There, Abdulaziz contracted the terrible Inverted Cannibalism disease. And so, Abdulaziz ate himself to freedom.

by fellow humanoid April 13, 2014

Inverted Camel Position

The act of placing a chicks feet flat against the wall while fucking in the missionary position.

Check out all the upside down footprints on the wall behind my bed pillows from fucking in the inverted camel position!

by MHL425 December 18, 2014

Investigated myself

to inspect the unknown, examine ones self, possibly using a mirror, place your hands or probes in regions never dared to by others, or wanted to for that matter, the darkest parts unseen to the naked eye

"I investigated myself and found shit happens, but instead i will rid myself of blame and post this to facebook"

by Onetobeat June 12, 2015

Invest in yourself

Spending your time and money for your own improvement, future success or good time / enjoyment. As opposed to spending your money and / or time trying to please people especially people you don't like.

" I can't believe it! I just blew her rent money hosting a big dinner party for my frenemies."

"Yeah it sounds like you don't know how to invest in yourself. "

by Quelquechosedespecial December 24, 2016