hard wood

when you get it up, but are unable to ejaculate

dude i had time to kill so i tried masturbating, but all i got was hard wood

by spastic biscuit February 22, 2005

raining on that wood

being very wet on a man's penis

Boy, I'm drinking, I'm sanging on the mic 'til voice hoarse
Then I fill the tub up halfway then ride it with my surfboard
Surfboard, surfboard
raining on that wood, raining, raining on that wood
I'm swerving on that, swerving, swerving on that big body Benz

Used in Beyonce's song "Drunk in Love"
raining on that wood, raining, raining on that wood

by mars'girll February 8, 2014

Mike Woods

It is a term used to describe a BAMF with a giant cock. It is so big some say it can be used as a kick stand. Others say it creeps in their rooms at night to sexually pleasure them.

Have you heard about Tyler yet? Apparently he is like a Mike Woods.

by sgkjhoune124 December 14, 2010

wood rail

a girl that you would rail (fuck ruthlessly)

damn that girl is a wood rail

by trevor March 9, 2003

Wood Varnish

A shiny cock and ball sack after receiving an exceptionally wet and slobbery blow job. Usually requires wipe up with doddle rag, sock or towel.

Roger's girlfriend gives the wettest, sloppiest head. It always leaves him dripping with Wood Varnish.

by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015

Ryan Wood

this kid is as lumpy as an alligator

no way is that Ryan Wood?
no.

by nigerianprince62 August 24, 2021

archbishop wood

high quality catholic school located in warminster, PA. Has an academic and sports record that overshadows local schools tennent and hatboro horcham high schools. Has an exceptional football team which in the past season owned all teams except Thomas Jefferson in the state championship. Although not as prestigious as other catholic schools in the area such as la salle and st. joes prep the majority of students would rather go to wood for its other qualities( not being gay).

guy 1: hey do you go to archbishop wood?
guy 2: yah, i love wood.
guy 1: haha you said you love wood.
guy 2: haha you go to la salle so actually you do, faggot.

by thundapie1 January 10, 2009