Cypress Gardens

Pretty much the only thing that puts Winter Haven on the map.

A Failure of an Adventure park that was bought out(again) and had a Lego Land built in its place.
Cypress Gardens?.... Oh! You mean Lego Land?
by Xak92 June 22, 2011
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Winter Garden

A town outside of Orlando, Florida which consists oo old people and squirrles.
John: "I'm going to Winter Garden to go hunting!"
Jane: "Hunting what?"
John: "All the dang squirrels!"
Jane: "But you might shoot an old person!"
by EmilyTheStrange007 May 12, 2009
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garden slut

A person who has a passion for gardening and spends their day working in it with little clothing so they don’t die from the heat.
Did you see the neighbor digging rows in their garden with JUST their bikini on? They’re such a garden slut!

I spent 8 hours leveling the garden and planting seeds in the hot humidity. I was sweating my bathing suit off so much I felt like a garden slut!

I really love the dopamine gardening gives me! I guess you could say I’m a garden slut.
by ms_.hippy May 31, 2022
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gooch gardener

Someone who, by trade, crops and maintains the area between ones sack and colon.
Person 1: Ive been eating a whole lot of just the gravy rolls lately and the explosive diarrhoea has not only wrecked my porceline, its getting stuck in my wildly untamed gooch hairs
Person 2: You should call a gooch gardener, he'll have you as hairless as a korean ping pong tong player's calves in no time
by Justdatiler February 17, 2016
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hardcore gardening

When you're so dedicated to your garden that you're willing to shit on your plants when you run out of fertilizer.
Gardener 1: I'm really into hardcore gardening.

Gardener 2: Oh, dude, that's nasty.
by AmazingJaySixx November 20, 2015
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Ho-Garden

A total Douche bag who likes to talk crap about women he has slept with.
Bryan totally just Ho-Garden on that girl he left the bar with last night, Said she was a lame fish, even though he has a small penis.
by Bitch-on-wheels July 28, 2011
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Check the Garden

Going out for a smoke - commonly used by stoners to go out for a joint, but may just refer to a cigarette.
by SibLIGHTS April 24, 2016
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