by spastic biscuit February 23, 2005
being very wet on a man's penis
Boy, I'm drinking, I'm sanging on the mic 'til voice hoarse
Then I fill the tub up halfway then ride it with my surfboard
Surfboard, surfboard
raining on that wood, raining, raining on that wood
I'm swerving on that, swerving, swerving on that big body Benz
Boy, I'm drinking, I'm sanging on the mic 'til voice hoarse
Then I fill the tub up halfway then ride it with my surfboard
Surfboard, surfboard
raining on that wood, raining, raining on that wood
I'm swerving on that, swerving, swerving on that big body Benz
by mars'girll February 09, 2014
A shiny cock and ball sack after receiving an exceptionally wet and slobbery blow job. Usually requires wipe up with doddle rag, sock or towel.
Roger's girlfriend gives the wettest, sloppiest head. It always leaves him dripping with Wood Varnish.
by Eaton Holgoode May 18, 2015
by trevor March 10, 2003
It is a term used to describe a BAMF with a giant cock. It is so big some say it can be used as a kick stand. Others say it creeps in their rooms at night to sexually pleasure them.
by sgkjhoune124 December 13, 2010
no way is that Ryan Wood?
no.
no.
by nigerianprince62 August 24, 2021
high quality catholic school located in warminster, PA. Has an academic and sports record that overshadows local schools tennent and hatboro horcham high schools. Has an exceptional football team which in the past season owned all teams except Thomas Jefferson in the state championship. Although not as prestigious as other catholic schools in the area such as la salle and st. joes prep the majority of students would rather go to wood for its other qualities( not being gay).
guy 1: hey do you go to archbishop wood?
guy 2: yah, i love wood.
guy 1: haha you said you love wood.
guy 2: haha you go to la salle so actually you do, faggot.
guy 2: yah, i love wood.
guy 1: haha you said you love wood.
guy 2: haha you go to la salle so actually you do, faggot.
by thundapie1 January 10, 2009