Hypocratic Right

In a Hypocractic form of government, the inalienable right to say one thing and do another, as exemplified by Senator Lindsey Graham.

'"Use my words against me" doesn't mean "hold me accountable"', said Graham. "As a Republican, I am exercising my Hypocratic Right to say and do anything I want to."

by Monkey's Dad September 22, 2020

hypobrat

A brat and hypocrite

You are a fucking hypobrat

by Awallyworld October 2, 2020

hypochonreacting

When a hypochondriac reacts to bad health news

Stop hypochonreacting whenever I tell you I have a sneeze Deb!

by anonymous October 9, 2020

hypoc

the best

I am hypoc because i am the best

by hypoc March 1, 2021

Hypocrax

Cool DAWG$

We’re the coolest kids in school. We’re the hypocrax here

by The hypocrax February 8, 2021

Hypochondriasis

The one and only disease a hypochondriac DOESN'T think they have.

Me: Ugh man I have a headache... I think I might have an aneurysm that's about to burst! Or maybe brain cancer!
Friend: All that is very unlikely, but what you do have is hypochondriasis.
Me: NO, I'M TELLING YOU, I HAVE ALL THE SYMPTOMS OF AN ANEURYSM, AND MOST OF THE SYMPTOMS OF BRAIN CANCER!!

by Lefty Power 123 May 21, 2021

hypocondria

A mental malady whereby one greatly fears being flimflammed at any time.

Hypocondria is bad enough, since it often means dat you automatically may not trust anyone who comes to you wif a new proposal or idea. But "hypocondoria" is even more debilitating, in dat it involves a constant fear of being attacked by huge ugly scavenger birds!

by QuacksO June 29, 2021