hung like a paint can

a very well endowed male.

"She was tellin' everyone you were hung like a paint can".

by stan April 13, 2004

YOUR MOTHER HUNG HERSELF

a meme video, commonly used with a marvel character named "Venom" at the start of the video, venom says - YOUR MOTHER HUNG HERSELF, GRAAAAAAH!!!!! then, some music plays.

Guy 1 Hey, do you know candice?
Venom YOUR MOTHER HUNG HERSELF, GRAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!

by OrangeDebilAU March 21, 2022

hung like a killer whale

Used to describe someone with an unusually large penis or with one the size of a killer whale.

Whoa!, you're hung like a killer whale!

by dagz June 03, 2005

william hung cooking show

william hung cooking show is a cooking show where imitating william hung REALLY FUNNY!

dude have you heard of the william hung cooking show? it's awsome!

by J.J. DuDe September 25, 2006

Hung like a can of beans

A phrase that refers to a man with a wide, but short, penis

JOE: "Does your girlfriend actually have sex with that?"
HANK: "Hell ya, she loves'em wide not long"
JOE: "You're hung like a can of beans!"

by jaminimaj July 28, 2011

pack of wolves, hung like a

one who is well endowed.

whoa, that guy is probably hung like a pack of wolves.

by axe2d February 17, 2004

hung like a toaster

A fine ass women and or some bitch with a fat booty that was able to force her ass into some Applebottom(c) jeans, but only if she's wearing them "boots with da fuuurrrr!"

damn, like Flow Rida said, dat hoe was hung like a toaster!

by someone who isn't Harry Potter February 14, 2008