holy shit

1) An exclamation, usually one of amazement

2) Feces that are considered to be either worthy of reverence, associated with divine powers, or spiritually clean

1) Holy shit! No one understands satire these days!

2) After an incident involving a misguided but well intentioned church cleaning lady, only the church's highest Priest is now allowed access to the sacred pile of holy shit.

by Super Gerbil July 9, 2004

Hollywood Whore

One of Papa Roach's newest songs from the album 'Metamorphosis'
Pretty much the right song to describe my ex girlfriend...

"Hollywood whore, passed out on the floor, cant take it no more, im sorry but the partys over."

"The cameras are gone, and nobody screams, she couldn't survive her 15 minutes of fame"

by t3chn0!!! February 17, 2009

Holy Oly

One who hides the holes in their socks by rolling the holes underneath their toes.

"I saw my socks had some holes in them, so i pulled a Holy Oly, and bam! Good as new."

by Richard Slinger July 21, 2008

Holy God

When "holy shit" just doesn't cut it!

Ron: "Did you know the world is ending in 2012?"

Harry: "Holy God!! I'm still a virgin!"

by rrpaul February 18, 2010

Hollywhore

A cock tease/cockblock. A girl (holly) who teases the shit out of men and leaves them hanging with a bad case of blue balls!

T/H (holly and terrance) Holly get off that man and dont tease him anymore stop giving him handjobs and give the poor boy some head Hollywhore!

by antyl January 16, 2008

holy fire

a holy fire is when you fill your toilet with tp, light it, and when the flames are high enough you flush.

it was 4 am and we got nothing to do, so we got drunk and worshipped a holy fire in sarah's bathroom.

by dan_azazel March 20, 2008

Hollywood math

Plucking dollar amounts from your ass to justify initiating or killing a project.

We've done the Hollywood math: We'll make $20m by having Tom Cruise play the spy, $20k every time he says "Let's get out of here", $100k for each exploding abandoned warehouse, $5m for the car chase and $10k every time we show a red digital clock counting down to an explosion. And boobies, we need something with $300k rack. Twice.

by ragnar hairy breeches December 17, 2008