Trap house Model 

A chick taking sexy pictures in her mirror around a room full of filth in the background reflection. Extra points if there is an unattended baby on an unfitted bed held up with milk crates.

Man 1: "Man, that bitch is fine as hell!!!"
Man 2: "Yeah, but she needs to put down that glitter-encrusted iPhone and pick up a broom to clean that pigsty"
Man 3: "She ain't nuttin but a trap house model."

Man 1: "I'd still fuck her..."

Trap house Model by Sobernic82 April 10, 2013

slay the house down mama 

COOKIE THE HOUSE DOWN BOOTS AND DID PURRRR MAMA

-oh my god i look so good in this picture

-SLAY THE HOUSE DOWN MAMA

slay the house down mama by AND DID December 14, 2021

fucking mug you idiot. We are going to come to your house and kill you if you do not get the fucking 

urban dictionary likes mugs

urban dictionary: "Get the fucking mug you idiot. We are going to come to your house and kill you if you do not get the fucking mug."
someone: "okay okay stop"

fucking mug you idiot. We are going to come to your house and kill you if you do not get the fucking by BenSav February 14, 2022

bangs like a shit house door 

A female who energically enjoys sex.
Taken from when most houses in England had outside toliets and a door that would slam shut in the wind.

"I'd like to get into Sarah's knickers, i bet she bangs like a shit house door!"

bangs like a shit house door by Sammyseven November 14, 2006

Laws of the House of God

A set of hospital rules/truths from Samuel Shem's book, "The House of God". I. Gomers don't die. II. Gomers go to ground. III. At a cardiac arrest, the first procedure is to take your own pulse. IV. The patient is the one with the disease. V. Placement comes first. VI. There is no body cavity that cannot be reached with a #14 needle and a good strong arm. VII. Age + BUN = Lasix dose. VIII. They can always hurt you more. IX. The only good admission is a dead admission. X. If you don't take a temperature, you can't find a fever. XI. Show me a medical student who only triples my work and I will kiss his feet. XII. If the radiology resident and the medical student both see a lesion on the chest x-ray, there can be no lesion there. XIII. The delivery of medical care is to do as much nothing as possible. See also: gomer.

I thought my internal medicine internship had gotten me depressed, but after reading the Laws of the House of God, I'm downright suicidal.

Laws of the House of God by Dr. Joe August 10, 2004

house of anubis

house of anubis is a mystery/horror/drama american tv show. it is filled with mystery which will keep you guessing, horror which will scare you and drama which will make you gasp, cry and laugh. hoa also have the romance & friendship department, it'll make you aww and smile. it certainly have the best cast ever we could ever have, they portray the characters very well and made the characters seem alive. the director, producer, camera guys, makeup artists are also very important to us too, without them hoa would never happen. hoa is the best show ever :)

'OMG did you watch yesterday's episode of house of anubis? it kept me on the edge of my seat!'

house of anubis by saltychampagne April 17, 2013

House of Leaves 

One of the creepiest and most involving reads you will have in your life, its a story about a House that is alive, not in the gay "Monster house" way, but doors and hallways that are pitch black constantly appear. Read it. Be sacred.

House of Leaves is one freaky ass book!

House of Leaves by Dragonbreathp9d August 10, 2006