horny

I'm guessing you're horny, because no one who isn't horny would search horny on urbandictionary. I am right now.

When you're horny, I recommend having sex or masturbating.

It was a Saturday evening, and my boyfriend and I were laying in bed together holding hands. Suddenly, he started kissing me. It was soft at first, but then he lay on top of me and kissed me passionatley. He kissed my neck and began unbuttoning my white blouse and threw it across the room. He massaged my breasts, which made me moan slightly. He carefully unlatched my bra and lay it on the bed, and began sucking on my breasts, which made me really horny. I was moaning louder and louder and began taking his pants off. I took his boxers off and put his dick in my mouth until it was hard. He moaned loudly and rubbed my breasts, then took off my jeans and underwear. He licked my clit and I moaned loudly, and an orgasm shook my body as I screamed with joy. I knew he was just getting warmed up. He took two of his finger and massaged my clit, and with the other hand massaged my breasts and licked them. I felt for his dick and cupped it in my hand, and moved my hand up and down. I felt him cum all over my hand after a few minutes. Then he moaned and squeezed my boobs, and I knew he wanted to get inside of me. I smirked and let him do whatever he wanted to me. He licked my clit and I had another orgasm for almost a minute, screaming. Then finally he put his dick into my vagina and I screamed louder, begging him to fuck me harder. We had sex for three hours.

by awesome person w4474576 December 23, 2010

Horny Turtle Porn

Porn that is so slow its like a turtle making love with another but still makes you horny as babyeee

"Man"- Jesus christ almighty this is Horny Turtle porn!

"Woman"- I agree i think we should do it in slow motion dear

"Man"- Same Babe

"Woman"- Horny turtle porn here i come!

"Man"- Yeeee haaa

by Heather Wilson February 22, 2007

hoppy

a term used by people who believe they are a beer connoisseurs to describe the taste of beer. They have just started drinking or become of age and belive they know everything about alcohol.

"This beer is quite hoppy!"

by BSUurbandictionary March 18, 2013

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by Sister Gigi March 10, 2019

Horny

When you want sex and to fuck anything with a dick or vagina

It was the summer and both of my parents were on work trips for the next 9 days. I was bored and had nothing to do so I started to watch porn. I quickly began to get horny. I texted my girlfriend that I was horny and she said that she'd be over as quick as possible. I waited for several minutes until I heard the doorbell ring. I ran to the door and opened it. There she was standing there in a robe, but there were 3 more girls in robes standing next to her. They came in. My girlfriend (Mandy) came over and said "hey there Mr. Horny. I thought we'd try something a little bit different today." My dick got harder. "Well what might that be" I asked. She looked over her shoulder at the other girls. All at once they dropped their robes to the floor to reveal their naked bodies. All 4 girls came over and started tearing off my clothes and I helped them. I was naked. I took turns eating them out as they sucked and played with my 12" cock. I began to play with their breasts. All of them were HUGE. I licked and caressed each and every boob until I could take it anymore. I pushed them down one by one and fucked them hard. All of them were screaming.
"OH MY GOD YESS HARDER FASTER OHHHHHHH YEAH FUCK ME DANIEL" "AHHHHHH OH MY GOD YOU ARE MY JESUS HARDER" "OH GOD FUCK ME HARDER YESSSSS OOHHH YESS AHHHH HARDER FASTER AHHHH" "OH DANIEL DANIEL AHHH FUCK ME HARDER DANIEL AHHHH FASTER OHHHH AHHHH DANIEL YESSS AHHHHHHH OOO DANIEL" I gave then each 5 orgazms and had plenty more myself.

by Karen may December 15, 2017

Horny Monster

One who is extremely horny and will do just about anything to hook up with someone

Emily: Daaaaamn look at her...she's such a horny monster!
Matt: Agreed.

by Matt Brune April 21, 2008

Horny

Let’s be real. You’re here to read the stories. Well I gotchu.

He picks me up and I wrap my arms around him. He’s still kissing my neck, but he stops to lift up my shirt and slips it off, along with my bra. He carries me over to the bed and slams me down, aggressively taking off my pants and my underwear. He stuffs my face with my panties before I have a chance to react, getting so horny.

He grabs my wrists and pins them above my head squeezing them and making red marks.

He leans down and presses his lips to my tit, swirling his tongue around it, making it hard, and then he sucks on it, looking up at me as he does it, probably making it red and sore.

Then all of a sudden I feel him sliding inside me, until he’s all the way in, and he thrusts into me.

I let out a moan of pleasure which is muffled by my panties. He does it over and over, sucking on my tits in the process.

He picks up his pace until he’s pounding into me with so much force, the bed shaking wildly, creaking like it’s about to break any second.

I Finish hard, screaming in ecstasy.

Then he pulls out, grabbing my hair and pulling me off the bed onto the floor.

He forcefully opens my mouth and sticks his fingers in, and when he’s about to cum and he puts his whole dick in my mouth releasing his load, making me choke.

“Spit it out.”

I spit it out, it getting on my chin and my neck.

“Good girl. That’s it.”

I smile at him and laugh.

“Was it good?”

I nod my head.

“say, yes master.”

“Yes master.”

“Good girl.” He pats me on the head and then leaves the room.

by Night_skky December 11, 2022