Swedish hooker breakfast

Noun/ Verb .: The act of consuming Gevalia brand cappuccino coffee, and a cigarette of any brand in the place of a healthy and nutritious breakfast.

Guy 1: Hey, Hans, do you wanna hit up Wally Waffle for some hearty breakfast?

Guy 2: Nein, ich hatte schon eine Swedish Hooker Breakfast...

Guy 1: Way to go for a healthy breakfast you slutty European fruitcake. Are you trying to piss off Tony the Tiger?

by Cryzak October 13, 2013

Makoto Hooters

The hit server Makoto Hooters is a private server on Discord, a social platform to chat over text and voice. It is well over a year old and is used daily, with a few constantly active members and many more somewhat less active members. While the server started off small, it’s grown a bit of a fandom of its own, and is quite notorious for its interesting members and constantly humorous chats. People are always vying for a spot in the server, but the owner is very careful with choosing their members. The server has had a few controversies in the past, and has had people come and go, but for the most part it’s just been friends having fun together. A few popular terms among the server members are shart yourself, sussy, sus, ur mom, and various dn jokes (to the annoyance of other members). The server is named for Makoto Naegi of Danganronpa, an attractive young man who seems to have many admirers in the server itself.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear? Someone new got into Makoto Hooters the other day!

Person 2: So not fair!! I’ve been asking for months!

by frostykokichi June 5, 2021

Cock Face Hooker

One who gets paid to have someone smack them in the face with a cock.

I seen Melissa last week, she's a cock face hooker.

by Melissa's mom March 10, 2010

hooker face

A hooker face is a girl that tries to steal or amourize another girl’s guy. She is a socialite that shows up at events, parties and bars and attaches herself to the most eligible, attractive, interesting guy in the room. A hooker face will intentionally go after a man that you are interested in. A hooker face will play nice to your face and talk about you behind your back. She will pretend that she’s never met you, even after you have met several times and many of the circles you travel in overlap. A hooker face will kiss your guy when you leave to go to the bathroom. A hooker face isn’t beautiful… neither is she ugly. She is well dressed and can masquerade as attractive because she is always well groomed. Traveling with her is always at least one sidekick that will puff her up, support her, her activities and unsolicited snarky comments. A hooker face is looking for a husband, preferably one with money that will support her. A hooker face is jealous and has a deep rooted insecurity that can only be fed by cutting other women down and preying on drunken, unsuspecting men that can’t help themselves when something is so obviously splayed in front of them without any opposition. A hooker face is like a piece of crap wrapped up in a shiny penny. Buyer beware.

"Look who is over there talking to him... OMG... it's hooker face. Seriously, why does she go after every guy I like".

by nikki99c February 8, 2010

hooker spit

the liquids that result after any unexplainable hooker-like event.

Alex got hooker spit all over when he fell out the window.

by km_hukrspyt October 7, 2006

hooker mouth

A mouth that spews nonsense or stupidity. Usually owned by some dumb trick who works in your office that gets done out by losers, and they think that gives them the right to talk about it.

"If I have to listen to that hooker mouth talk on the phone all day to her friends about getting banged out, I'll snap."

by Sir Captain of Wynn Bay April 21, 2005

Dirty Hooker

Origin in the Pittsburgh Area.
Definition: one who is not only a hooker, but is dirty.

Can be abbrieviated to Dirty Hook.

Gary is a Dirty Hooker.
Timmah is also a Dirty Hooker

by J December 16, 2004