J Hook

A penis bending sideways, looking like the letter J.

Ryan could piss around a corner because his dick is a fucking J hook.

"yeah, I guess he wouldn't have a problem fucking his cat either"

by dobrom Bramis January 21, 2009

hook up

When a young man and young woman have romantically feelings toward each other and they start dating each other exclusively. Sometimes the guy and girl start off as friends, but it progresses to something more.

Morgan and Kennedy decided to hook up after Morgan waited and waited for Kennedy to break up with her ex-boyfriend Declan.

by Babydoll75 March 5, 2019

hook -up

another word for full-blown kissing. eg french kissing...maybe a little bit of groping

did you end up hooking up with that hot guy the other night?
yea i did, he was an awesome kisser!

by Torah January 6, 2005

Hook-Up

When people Hook-up, it having sex. most of the time with no stings attached

Boy:wanna Hook-up?
Girl:okay
*insert sex here*
Never talked to eachother again

by MasterOfTheWicket April 23, 2007

off the hook

adj.
1. Freed, as from blame or a vexatious obligation: let me off the hook with a mild reprimand.
2. The Shiznit, something noteworthy, outstanding
3. Off the chain

"That That 70's show is off the hook, breh!"

by privatejokr December 22, 2003

hook-up

When some ass hole comes along, you give him oral and he ignores you for the rest of his douche life. And you die with disguat every time you see him.

Guy:Hey bitch get over here
Girl:what?
Guy:Get over here and give me head
Girl: Okay i guess i have nothing better to do.
they never talk to each other again

i hate hook-ups

by Mollygurl January 6, 2008

Captain Hook

A drink consisting of:

2 shots Captain Morgain Spiced Rum
Natural Light (or other light beer)
Lemonade

Pour shots into glass first, then fill halfway with Natty, then fill the rest with lemonade.

Dude, those Captain Hooks last night were crazy delicious!

by LU stoners February 12, 2012