Flaming homosexual 

1. Someone who is so gay that even gay people say he is too gay for them.
2. known to wear extremely unnecessary short-shorts
3. proudly admits his penis size is less then four inches
4. represents a college that he does not go to.

Four inch: Oregon is goin' to the Natty. Nuff' said.

Person A: But dude. You going to San Diego. Who gives a shit? Stop being flaming homosexual

Person A: Has he ever choked on you?
Four inch: Nah, it has to be five inches for that to happen.
Person A: goddamnit you flaming homosexual

Flaming homosexual by AmericanJesus December 5, 2010

Non-Gay Homosexual 

Used to describe one who allegedly "recovers" from homosexuality.

Generally used by the "ex-gay" movement, to describe those who "recover" from homosexuality.

"I might still suffer from same-sex attraction, but I am a strictly non-gay homosexual."

Non-Gay Homosexual by a.smo July 11, 2009

Latent Homosexual 

One who is inordinately enraged by the casual use of "strict" terms (like "charcoal" and "propane"), hangs out with "the guys" and rarely has sex with his lawful wife.

Is also unusually interested in, um, tools, power tools, his personal tool shed, drives a powerful (ie. penis) pick up truck

Above all, evinces a woman's sensitivity to mundane things such as the clothes his child wears, the hat his "buddy" wears.

Almost always: an anal-retentive type.

Hank Hill, a latent homosexual who fits all of the above and more. His constant desire for "meat, perfectly grilled" is also interesting.

He also has a distinct fear of the female body and its functions.

Latent Homosexual by JstLuvTxs September 29, 2010

large homosexual 

Worse than any insult known to man. If you say this, the universe will cease to exist and god will be terminated. There is no escape. No one will be spared.

"thou art a large homosexual."
*nobody fucking cares you're on a bullshit website that is mostly used for memes at this point*

large homosexual by godisfuckingdead6669 May 23, 2018

Ur family reunion a homosexual communion 

Ur family gay

Ben “You’re grandpap a trap”
Dale “Ur family reunion a homosexual communion”

Ben *Dies

Ur family reunion a homosexual communion by Gey boi May 20, 2018

Laden Homosexual 

New Jersey/New York Slang word for Latent Homosexual.

Joey had lots of female friends he didn't hit on, so we all believed him to be a Laden Homosexual!

Laden Homosexual by Dan Neiwert(author of Gentleman of Leisure Volume One) May 30, 2006

Latent Homosexual 

Someone who is in denial of their extreme gayness, and refuses to come out of the closet, one who is often flaming and conflicted with their strict, right-wing religious roots.

Wow, Bob sure is a Latent Homosexual. What a poofter! He should just give it up and go smoke some bone.

Latent Homosexual by Joeblow146 December 9, 2008