Homework

A really good excuse to dream about bombing your school
Bob:Wanna watch a movie?
Tim:I wish,I have homework.
by AA12Fan February 09, 2015
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Completely unnecessary bullshit that teachers give to students when they decide to extend their sadistic, heartless torment to after school hours.
Causes immense frustration, diminished social life, and severe lack of joy in large doses.
by Atheistzilla September 30, 2014
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Homework

Teacher/devil:do your homework
Me/everyone else:yes miss
5mins
Me/everyone I'll do it................. Someday
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half of my energy wasted on random knowledge
homework is a waste of time it takes away your time with family and friends.
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I have shit (Homework) to do.
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Homework is a necessary part of school. It is most commonly whined about by retards who made most of the other homework definitions. What most people fail to understand is that if you were to sit in a quiet room, with no distractions, you will finish your homework in about an hour. Projects only take 10-20 minutes a day if you start the day it's assigned and finish the day before it's due. So overall, if you had a test, an assload of homework, and a project all due tomorrow, the most it should take you is 3 hours, with breaks. On normal days, about an hour and a half on your homework. Thats 6 1/2 hours at school, and 1 1/2 hours at home caring about your education. On average you need 8 hours of sleep. So no need to stay up late doing homework and wake up tired, you will recieve the correct amount of sleep. Thats 8 hours of sleep, 8 hours of school-related crap, and 7 hours (considering you wake up and hour before school) to do whatever the fuck you want. I dont care what you do with those 7 hours, but its 7 fucking hours. Homework is not a pain in the ass. There is 7 hours of free time for you, and a good night's sleep. The point is, if you do your homework when you get home, and do it efficiently, you'll get good grades and have plenty of free time. And if you have an abnormally large amount of homework, have 5 hours of free time. Stop bitching, do your homework, its not that bad.
slacker: Fuck the teacher, 2 pages of math homework? I have shit to do.
intelligent teenager: It'll take like 10 minutes if you actually try, stfu.
by CHAchooCHA August 19, 2011
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The act of having sex, disguised as an innocent activity that many children are forced to do.
"Did you do your homework last night?"
- "Did you have sex last night"

"Did you take her pencil?"
- "Did you take her virginity?"

"That was the hardest homework in a long time."
- "That was the hardest sex I've had in a while."

"Is that your study buddy?"
- "Is that your fuck buddy?"
by Max Sam G December 02, 2007
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