Hippo Bite

You go to the bathroom early in the morning and you sit down on the toilet. The toilet seat is so fucking cold that it bruises you and leaves a purple ring on your ass, kind of like if you got bit by hippo.

I have to sit on this ass ring because I got a hippo bite this morning.

by HIVaherpagonorrhebolaids May 9, 2016

pull the hippo out of the mud

when at a restaurant with a group of friends, you have to pay the entire bill for everyone that's part of your party

it`s hard work to pull the hippo out of the mud, when no one wants to pay their share

by Sexydimma January 20, 2015

Hippo shameing

When you can't tell if an animal is a hippo or not

"man that's Hippo shameing

by Averagebanshee21 January 28, 2023

Hippo

The fucking black air force ruler of the world

These fuckers can't swim and instead run on the lakes floor because why the fuck not

is that a fat horse

no IT's a fuck 4.000 pound tank animal that is bullet proof because evolution said lets make a animal that is the meaning behind FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT

hippo

by jycityo February 28, 2023

Spicy hippo

You know a chunky voluptuous thick hippo with all that spice

Jake- man look over there
Marty- oh damn ma that one spicy hippo

by Spicy hippo24 December 10, 2020

jumping hippo

The jumping hippo is when a fat bitch rides you with the cowgirl or reverse cowgirl. This is a very dangerous maneuver because you might snap your dick or break your pelvis.

Guy 1: Yo, I was with this fat bitch and she did the jumping hippo
Guy 2: Bro, are you okay?
Guy 1: Nah, my dick went 90 fucking degrees and it's stuck like that.

Guy 2: Oh shit.

by A glazed donut November 11, 2017

Hippo Campus

When a bully or prankster gives you a wedgie while you're sitting on the toilet, mid-poop. It’s the ultimate ambush: you're at your most vulnerable, pants down, minding your business—and boom, someone yanks your underwear sky-high like they're launching a satellite. Maximum disrespect. Maximum trauma.

Example:
"Bro, the wedgie I got while pooping was so intense, I think it scarred my hippo campus. Every time I see a toilet now, my brain short-circuits."

by cicadacalcine July 8, 2025