Jesus Hippos

Hippos that can walk on water.

I saw some jesus hippos walking around in the Atlantic ocean.

by El Gaupo April 26, 2023

Ford hippo

Unofficial name for the new electric ford mustang

My parents bought me a ford hippo as a graduation gift

by Carrrlos November 9, 2022

Hippo

This is what I call my fat ex girlfriend

your such a hippo

by Rider21 January 25, 2019

hippo

literally fat

eb stfu hippo

by TiggyWiggy August 31, 2020

Hippo

A fat ass bitch

Man 1: did you see that girl
Man 2: she was a hippo

by Hdhdhshdhjeje October 28, 2019

hippo pond

A massive orgy in a puddle or pond of mud, you may only have oral sex, unlike hungry hungry hippo trying to eat up all the balls. There is dicks and pussy's

Me and the gang have an amazing hippo pond every 4-6 days in the backyard. If your interested join in on the fun!

by hippo lover 666 September 22, 2016

Mid-Western Hippo

A Hippo who wears the thiccest winter coat it can find in the middle of summer at noon in Minnesota, (Look up Minnesota) it loves hockey and football. And has a too-thiccc layer of spray-tan.

"O, dear lord, I do-ith pray-ith you do NOT-ith send a Mid-Western Hippo."

by Spidey_Sences15 May 9, 2022