Hippo Bite

You go to the bathroom early in the morning and you sit down on the toilet. The toilet seat is so fucking cold that it bruises you and leaves a purple ring on your ass, kind of like if you got bit by hippo.

I have to sit on this ass ring because I got a hippo bite this morning.

by HIVaherpagonorrhebolaids May 9, 2016

hippo po thomas

the best pronunciation for hippopotamus.

Did you see that giant hippo po thomas?

by deedawdumdeedum January 4, 2022

Hippo

Your mother

brother1: your mom is a hippo

by Th3Cy4 February 15, 2024

Spicy hippo

You know a hippo that’s mad spicy

Jake- have u seen that hippo on tv
Marty- ya that was a spicy hippo bro

by Spicy hippo24 December 10, 2020

Hippo fashion

Hippo fashion is the fashion of someone who listens to Hip-Hop and Emo music. Then that person will combine the usual fashion associated with that genre and wear it, calling it Hippo.

Nala: I like your outfits, what style would you call it??

Mil: Oh, you know. Hippo Fashion.

by Yurpledoodle August 26, 2025

Hippo

A noob that is too heavy to carry in a video game

I played with a Hippo the other day, there was no way we we're going to win.

by DrayNicks October 3, 2020

The Big hippo

Is a morbidly obese man named Owen who likes middle schoolers.

Yo did you see that it’s The big hippo!!!

by Bigpp_suckrr69420 May 7, 2023