My handle

Pseudonym; a fictitious name or a nickname a person goes by.

My handle on Snapchat is Maverick22.

by Dinito1 September 12, 2016

love handles

The part of the body of someone that is grabbed while love making, hence the name 'love handles'.

"Whilst in bed last night he grabed my love handles"

by Warrior Babe July 10, 2006

love handle

The ergonomic curve formed by a woman's hip when she lays curled up on her side.

Commonly confused with "muffin top," which actually obscures a true love handle.

I like to rest my hand on her love handle until it is needed elsewhere.

by foliage_admirer December 18, 2010

handkerchief head

someone that influences people of high stature for their own personal gain.

That handkerchief head is mowing his boss' yard again so that he can be off on weekends.

by Jacob R. January 11, 2008

handie

A short form of the phease "hand job". A sexual practice, usually first practived in the pre- or early teen years, where a girl masterbates a guy with her hand. Handies often lead to harder forms of sex, such as blow jobs, which initially is just a handie where she puts her mouth over the top of the penis until he ejaculates into her mouth instead of into the air.

Bob's little sister Paula was teasing me so much that I finally told her to either stop it or she'd have to give me a handie to take care of the arousal she caused. Being curious about what a handie was, she let me teach her how to do it. She even took her top off so I could cum on her developing breasts. A month later, a handie led to me cumming in her mouth.

by BRD November 22, 2004

fuck handle

Platform heels, i.e. stripper heels, leaned on and/or held onto during sex when the girl is on top

"She leaned back and grabbed her fuck handles so she could ride him harder."

by D.L.P. January 19, 2006

left-handed cheese straightener

1. A complicated-seeming gadget, the purpose of which is nonexistent or difficult to discern. Popularized by comedian George Carlin in a skit where he explained that only in America was the patent for a left-handed cheese straightener already taken.

2. Something odd that can only be found in America.

Person 1: What the #$%&@ is that jumble of levers and pulleys supposed to be?
Person 2: Why, it must be a left-handed cheese straightener!

by Mlle. Plath April 2, 2006