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caught red handed

I was caught red handed fucking a fiveteen year old
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004
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Hollywood Handler

Friends and colleagues of Hollywood who must vigilantly endure his peacock tendencies, including constant preening, self-praise, and leering at women, especially fatties.
Clark: Did you and Tina go out with Hollywood last night?
Duncan: Yeah, we were Hollywood Handlers. You should have seen the tramp stamps stretched across some of those wide-load heffers. Hollywood wanted to keep it on the brown low.
by Pale Rider August 2, 2007
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professional meat handler

A female, (or male for that matter) who sleeps around so much that "handling meat" is their profession.
"Dude your wife is such a professional meat handler! I bet she's handled more sausage than Jimmy Dean."

"Hey Buddy, your daughter Maggie is such a professional meat handler I seriously doubt there is any chance that Kris is the father of her children."
by Attica91 September 5, 2008
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No Handed Gerbil Belt

When you tie a belt around your hands and wrap your dick in the middle, then lift your hands to make your dick slap a chicks face.
Person: If you don't shut up I'll go all No handed gerbil belt on your face!
by Ninjafide June 23, 2007
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handle bars

The slang for pig tails on a girl, as they can be used for handles when a girl gives a guy head. They can be "grabbed onto" as handlebars are on a bike, to navigate where the bike or head goes.
I grabbed onto this girl's handlebars last night, and got the best head ever.
by lillian black March 29, 2004
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fag handles

the nice cuts men have on their bodies directing you to their goods. better know as obliques. They are called fag handles because it gives gay men something to hang on the while they are pitching. Hag handles are one of the most attractive things on a man's body to women.
Chelsea: So Andrew posted pics on his myspace and he totally has fag handles.

Laura: OH MY GOD *faints*
by Lawruh March 4, 2008
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Handle Challenge

When someone is given the task of drinking a whole handle (1.75 L) in one weekend, usually starting thursday night and going until midnight on sunday. Puking is an automatic disqualification.
"Did you hear about that kid who tried to do the handle challenge?"

"Yeah dude. he booted all over the dorm lobby, so now he has to give us the rest of his shit"
by floor20kid February 18, 2010
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