trashy husband

A husband who is not good looking and mooches off his wife's money.

Kiki: I make all the money! Why don't you work.
Husband: I'm busy gamingleave me alone!
Kiki: Ugh!
Husband: *quietly plays games*
Kiki: You're such a trashy husband!

by Melodic Keys August 10, 2017

faiths husband

faiths husband drinks beer (i think lol idk)his name is cj and he cares alot about faith,loves her,get true hard times togheter and so on

faiths husband cares alot about her

by Amazing_Starlight December 23, 2017

Secure Husband

A Husband That Deletes His History 10 - 20 Times a Day.

Secure Husband : dude , i delete my history so much!!
Friend : Nah , you're just a secure husband bro.

by TottalyrealFacts May 23, 2018

trap husband

A foreign man who has married a woman for citizenship. He is only her husband for VISA purposes and has no house hold power.

I heard you got married, congratulations

“Oh don’t worry, he’s just my trap husband. I’m still coming over”

by BlvkKing September 17, 2018

Straight husband

Straight husband.

His straight husband had always been with women until he met that gay boy

by Mark Mac nish October 21, 2018

30 husband bachelorette

A female polygamist who's about to marry 30 fuckin husbands.

Little did the first husband know he would be the first of 30 for the 30 husband bachelorette. He also didn't know when he moved to the state of Metah that beheadings were the state capital punishment, and that she would have him and 5 other husbands beheaded over time.

by Solid Mantis December 10, 2019

Best husband

The name Hamza is the best husband you can get, because he is sexy, beautiful and can make food and he is fun being with. And he is good in the bed.

Hamza the best husband

by Josefine1122 November 3, 2019