HPT

Acronym for "Hairy Pink Taco", which is slang for a vagina. Usually used to denigrate men who act cowardly

"Dude, that runt punched you, and you grew a HPT in your pants and ran!? What a wuss."

by Scout Farkiss September 4, 2014

hpyfkghlowen

Short for Happy Fucking Halloween

<phyberoptix> hpyfkghlowen
<Matt> thx joo massa for teh candy

by phyberoptix November 20, 2007

HPA

An Hispanic Panic Attack.

Mainly when a person of Hispanic heritage hurts themselves, they start shouting... saying this:

Ey ey ey ey ey ey ey ey!

Pedro hurt himself and screamed ey ey ey ey ey ey ey ey!

by Chanbara June 25, 2004

H.P.M.

Short for "Humps per minute", H.P.M. is used as a velocity measurement during sex.

"Last night Jill and I had sex at atleast 75 H.P.M. last night"

by GDub420 January 11, 2009

hplol

High Pitched Laugh Out Loud

Dude, I totally hplol'ed

by christalmighty6334 March 21, 2008

HPT Syndrome

A HPT fetish. When a guy gets horny seeing the perfect ponytail.

Alexander: Yo guys I have a confession ... I have that HPT syndrome.

Patrick: Yo man, you have that shit bad.

Eric: That's so hawt bro.

by HPTmasterbater November 7, 2010

HPV papillomo

The most common STD

He got HPV papillomo from fucking that bitch.

by Emma Comer May 1, 2015