Guin

Shortened term for guinea pig.
(Like “pup” for puppy)

“I saw his guin yesterday, they’re all so beautiful!!”

“Nuggs was the best guin”

“I have 5 guin at home”

“I think my little guin is getting lonely, he needs a new friend”

by Period poo peter December 29, 2022

Flash Gazing

This is another word for 'skim reading', which is when you very quickly read something, merely gazing over a page and taking in the key details in a flash.

'Oh hey, are you enjoying that book?'
'Its a bit boring to be honest, I'm only flash gazing it.'

by Annielikesbubbles June 16, 2013

poop gazing

Admiring a poo; be it good, bad or ugly

*knock knock knock*
"Just a minute, just poop gazing one more time before I flush this beaut"

by Shit'scash,yo July 3, 2017

goober gazing

The act of someone watching another man's penis

That pervert sure was goober gazing us taking a piss.

by CayoYGuera July 3, 2017

Fizzy Guinness

When you loosen the lid of a carbonated drink, hold it on the top of the bottle whilst shaking it vigorously, and then quickly shove it up their ass so the lid explodes off and a combination of froth and shit spills everywhere

My girlfriend pissed me off last night so as we finished doggy style, I snuck a Fizzy Guinness up her ass

by Electric jacko May 31, 2018

Porn Gazing

The act of watching porn with someone and discussing key points of the pornography. May include what part caused you to bussanuttt.

Me-wanna do some porn gazing later?
Her-sure, let’s try the bdsm category tonight.

by Nawks November 20, 2018

stair gazing

When you gaze at stairs for no particular reason.

Rachel is stair gazing the f out of those stairs.

by ombud_oop December 21, 2018