by steveo21FSU August 4, 2008
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That Gilded Gopher wasn't discovered until he filled the tub with bathwater, and by that time the whole room smelled like shit.
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Greasy Guido Tears are produced whenever a member of the "Jersey Shore" cries uncontrollably. Greasy Guido Tears can be caused by any number of things, intoxication, break-ups, lack of hair gel, ect.
Greasy Guido Tears roll down from the eyes through all the makeup, fake tan spray, steroid juices, and greasy skin that the cast of Jersey Shore wear and by the time they reach the ground they have the same affect on the environment as acid rain.
Greasy Guido Tears roll down from the eyes through all the makeup, fake tan spray, steroid juices, and greasy skin that the cast of Jersey Shore wear and by the time they reach the ground they have the same affect on the environment as acid rain.
Bill: "Did you see how much Ronnie cried last night on Jersey Shore?"
Todd: "Yeah dude I usually like watching fake tough guys cry, but that shit is bad for the environment"
Bill: Totally, Greasy Guido Tears fall like acid rain and kill the indigenous plants and wildlife"
Todd: "Don't talk about Ronnie like that bro, GTL is my way of life"
Todd: "Yeah dude I usually like watching fake tough guys cry, but that shit is bad for the environment"
Bill: Totally, Greasy Guido Tears fall like acid rain and kill the indigenous plants and wildlife"
Todd: "Don't talk about Ronnie like that bro, GTL is my way of life"
by K1LL_4_FUN March 14, 2011
Get the Greasy Guido Tears mug.A guy of Italian American decent puts tons of shit in his hair and acts like a complete douche. Usually surrounded by other douchey guidos who continuously pick on non-guido people. Many of them are also wiggers. Actually it’s all of them.
Known to be men who are only focused of getting laid by the skankiest fugly bitch-made-whore in the entire club. Also speculated to have every known STD in the world.
Perfect example is the Youtube video My New Haircut, however they left out the part where they gang rape/date rape any girl fuckin dumb/drunk enough to have no absolutely no idea who currently is fuckin em in the ass. The video also left tout the part where they talk a lot of shit and try to act like they are from the streets, any one my reference to them being wiggers, even though they all mostly live with their mothers in Staten Island (pussy lil bitch made ass pirate cunt bag monkey fucking shit land capital of the world by the way).
Known to be men who are only focused of getting laid by the skankiest fugly bitch-made-whore in the entire club. Also speculated to have every known STD in the world.
Perfect example is the Youtube video My New Haircut, however they left out the part where they gang rape/date rape any girl fuckin dumb/drunk enough to have no absolutely no idea who currently is fuckin em in the ass. The video also left tout the part where they talk a lot of shit and try to act like they are from the streets, any one my reference to them being wiggers, even though they all mostly live with their mothers in Staten Island (pussy lil bitch made ass pirate cunt bag monkey fucking shit land capital of the world by the way).
Jack: Dude did you see that guido get his ass beat by that guy.
John: no what happened?
Jack: The fucking Guido started talking shit to him and the guy laid his lil bitch guido ass out.
John: Shit man you kidding me!
Jack: Fuck no im not he’s completely knocked out and his boys who were talking shit too didn’t help his ass out.
John: Shit man im buying that mutha fucka a drink.
John: no what happened?
Jack: The fucking Guido started talking shit to him and the guy laid his lil bitch guido ass out.
John: Shit man you kidding me!
Jack: Fuck no im not he’s completely knocked out and his boys who were talking shit too didn’t help his ass out.
John: Shit man im buying that mutha fucka a drink.
by McSYCO January 9, 2008
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by Laevsky March 13, 2008
Get the Guido mug.A Myspace.Com based television show starring 2 juiceheads , Danny Casanova and Gianni Orioli with coverage about steroids, what kind of hair gel you need to use what gym to go to and hot clubs. also a featured top 10 list , and girls from the neighborhood that you shouldn't fuck. Guido tv is widely watched and has become a household name like myspace childhood star Gino the Ginny. Everybody loves a guido, especially one that has been shooting steroids in his ass and tanning until his insides are cooked and enough hair gel to hold a house together. Most known catch phrases a lil bit, and badda boom badda bing badda buffalo wing. They also terrorize Frankie the Fish in the first episode.
Yo did you see guido tv? There was a juicehead from Howard Beach that lost 2 inches in his arms from catching that flu, but don't worry said danny casanova, and Gianni Orioli because the howard beach street pharmacy team is to the rescue.
by The Street Team July 3, 2006
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To hide bewitchment of the ugliest kind
In place of eve a bitter parody hails
Daggers from the swagger
Of a sodomite's concubine"
To hide bewitchment of the ugliest kind
In place of eve a bitter parody hails
Daggers from the swagger
Of a sodomite's concubine"
by robot January 13, 2005
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