Government peanutbutter

The rough peanutbutter that comes in 15 lb. metal cans supplied by the U.S.D.A.
There are no warnings on the can, which there should be for choking hazard.
1)It is supplied for needy families
2)It is supplied for needy institutions
3)You cannot spread this peanutbutter
4)You cannot lube a tractor with it

"Somebody, please help me...I cannot get my knife back out of this government peanutbutter!"

by truckintim87 March 29, 2009

Glove Vagina

A hole in the leather on the inside of a baseball glove (often occurring in older worn out gloves).

When the coach says "Why didn't you throw the ball", the player says "It got stuck in my Glove Vagina and I couldn't get the ball out."

by SanfordBraun November 9, 2010

Government Supported Private Investigator

A Government Supported Private Investigator means to sneak into a crime base and steal evidence to charge all criminals for their crimes.

You achieved the rank of: Government Supported Private Investigator

by NovumPhoenixDuck September 24, 2020

Alabama Glove Puppet

To anally fisting a relative so hard they lose all motor function

Kletus: Hey Paul, what'cha doing right know?
Paul: Nothin' just giving sis the good ol' Alabama Glove Puppet

by KletusDeletus89 March 10, 2021

government

the government is you and me and you've all been trained to forget that by the ones pretending to be our masters!

turn off the television! it's only there to distract you and to make your mind up for you!

They've been telling us how it's going to be... wait a second! were supposed to be doing that!

The government is us; we are the government, you and I -- Theodore Roosevelt, 26th President of the United States.

it's still we the people... not we the IRS, not we the Bush Administration! YOU AND ME AND DON'T LET THEM FORGET THAT!!!

by weownnotthem January 16, 2008

grave shift

the late night shift a job which is usually the last shift

Ive been working this grave shift, And I aint make shit- K. West

by ac February 14, 2004

robbing the grave

When a young person is "on the prowl" for an older person. Opposite from "robbing the cradle".

She was robbing the grave and he was robbing the cradle.

by someonefromearth January 18, 2010