greased rat

The particularly great bowel movement that shows no evidence on the toilet paper and no cleaning up whatsoever and makes your day. Slippery and greasy in texture, it does not break half way and comes out in one action.

"You were quick I there!" "Yep, it slipped out like a greased rat"

by Mr Helmet July 13, 2014

Stink grease

The mix of pee, poo, sweat, and oil in a girls crotch. Has a peculiar smell.

She dropped her drawers and I could smell her stink grease! I was hard instantly!

by Dregz the Cat January 7, 2015

grease the marmot

To grease a small mammal, preferably a pine marmot, or alternatively, to have sex in a water slide.

We went down so fast, we hardly had any time to grease the marmot on the Tropic Thunder slide!

by SlidezRus April 18, 2018

Grease rolls

When a fat vagina has skin tags and smells and feels like bacon grease rubs all up and Down your dick and balls

That bitch has grease rolls

by That one guy 31 September 7, 2018

Grease missile

A penis at maximum tumescence well lubricated with sex juices.

He pulled out his throbbing grease missile while in the act of giving her a filthy Wilson.

by ManleyGreaseMissile May 25, 2021

Camel Grease

The sweaty greasey substance in the crevace of a vagina.

That bitch had some nasty camel grease down south.

by josh grier July 26, 2005

bacon grease

n. police issue pepper spray

Fucking pigs and their bacon grease and loose ethics.

by Vegawrap January 24, 2009